and now, for something completely different:
This one is quinby's fault. She pointed out that people on NCIS were making Sneakers references, and that turned into crack through the filter of Milliways, and so!
“...Abby. Mind telling me what River Phoenix is doing in your lab?”
“What - oh, right. That’s not who you think it is.”
“I don’t suppose you’d care to tell me who it is, then?”
“Just a friend from out of town. Nothing to worry about.”
“And he came to the lab because... what, he just wanted to see it? This isn’t really the best time to have a tourist hanging in all day.”
“Hanging out, Ziva. And he’s... not exactly doing that. I mean, McGee and I have been stuck on the encryption, right? And he can help.”
“You’re sure this is safe?”
“It wouldn’t be not safe. We’re the United States government. We don’t do that sort of thing.”
“You’re too bouncy to really pull that line... oh, no.”
“Oh, yes.”
“Do I want to know how you arranged it?”
“I say stop worrying, pull up a chair, and wait for Tony to walk by. That should be a fun one.”
“...Abby. Mind telling me what River Phoenix is doing in your lab?”
“What - oh, right. That’s not who you think it is.”
“I don’t suppose you’d care to tell me who it is, then?”
“Just a friend from out of town. Nothing to worry about.”
“And he came to the lab because... what, he just wanted to see it? This isn’t really the best time to have a tourist hanging in all day.”
“Hanging out, Ziva. And he’s... not exactly doing that. I mean, McGee and I have been stuck on the encryption, right? And he can help.”
“You’re sure this is safe?”
“It wouldn’t be not safe. We’re the United States government. We don’t do that sort of thing.”
“You’re too bouncy to really pull that line... oh, no.”
“Oh, yes.”
“Do I want to know how you arranged it?”
“I say stop worrying, pull up a chair, and wait for Tony to walk by. That should be a fun one.”