grandma is drunk and ready to fight
last night was FULLLLLLLLL of fucked up dreams. about 75% of the night was an obama/mccain musical...? and then the other 25% was me at a hospital about to get surgery on my thighs to make them thinner. while i was laying in my hospital bed i looked over to the next bed just in time to see the doctors TURN THE PATIENT'S ASS INSIDE-OUT. they were getting butt-reduction, and i guess to do that they had to cut open the whole buttcrack then flip the skin inside out over their hips. the patient was on their hands and knees with their ass (or lack thereof) in the air. IT WAS TERRIFYING. and it made me rethink my thigh reduction surgery.