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Jul 25, 2010 17:02

[It was Miakis's turn to sleep on the couch last night... But she thought it would be funny to slip into bed next to Ken after he fell asleep and see his reaction the next morning. Husbando is so easily flustered, it's too much fun to pass up~

She wakes up to something wet on her face. Gross. She groans and rubs her eyes sleepily.]Jeez, if I knew ( Read more... )

trolling fail, gonna cut a bitch, well shit, ilu hubby, this is bad, dammit nagi

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Action have_your_lives July 26 2010, 02:51:43 UTC
[Since Schuldig was the one who suggested killing Ken, the shrieks and calling of Ken's name over the phone have given him a good indication of what's gone down. Uncharacteristically stupid, Nagi, killing Ken without any warning and not even having shown up at Schuldig's house for shelter...

So, Schuldig has arrived and is studying the house with some dark amusement. (Good thing he and Nagi exchanged house numbers not long before this...) This isn't going to be pleasant, but if there's one role he's exceptionally good at filling that isn't telepath...it's highly visible distraction.

He raises his voice and calls out, laughingly, loud enough for anyone inside to hear him.] One to nothing, Weiss!

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Action bittermayfly July 26 2010, 04:28:15 UTC
[Hey, he didn't expect Miakis to wake up so soon afterwards - Nagi would've gone to Schuldig's after cleaning himself up if he'd had the opportunity to! After he hears that, along with Miakis's words, he slips out of the bathroom, not caring if he smears blood on someone, and scrambles down the stairs.]

I'm not taking yout advice on how to kill someone again.

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Action have_your_lives July 26 2010, 04:37:23 UTC
[Schuldig grins at Nagi, his gaze flickering briefly to the house to check for signs of pursuit of his teammate. None, surprisingly...well, he's not going to complain. He's got a kitchen knife on his person somewhere, but he hardly considers that well-armed.]

Since when have you ever taken my advice in anything? I'm still surprised. [He steps back to take a good look at the blood-spattered boy, smirk widening.] But certainly impressed. I never thought I'd see the day when you actually got your hands dirty, Nagi. And murdering one of Weiss, even. There may be hope for you yet.

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Action bittermayfly July 26 2010, 04:55:07 UTC
[Nagi's knife is gone now, but he'd still try to fight if he could, even though his left eye is swollen shut and already starting to bruise. Thanks a lot, Aya.]

It was worth a try to deal with him quietly. And now I know that my mother here wields daggers.

[The smirk barely relaxes him. It's rare that he either impresses or pleases Schuldig - what one it is is impossible to tell without a voice in his head to go along with the words from his mouth.]

I need to get cleaned up. They don't want me here for a few days.

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Action have_your_lives July 26 2010, 04:58:49 UTC
And it worked, clearly. He's going to consider you that much more dangerous when he comes back, of course...but why shouldn't he?

[Schuldig considers the implications of this. His 'wife' mentioned something to this effect...] Won't you be droned if you're away too long? Or is that the idea?

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Action bittermayfly July 26 2010, 05:03:49 UTC
He already knew I was dangerous, but he didn't want to do anything first. So I did instead. That's his stupidity.

[Nagi sighs and steps outside.] That's the point. Any idea how long I can stay away without them toying with my head?

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Action have_your_lives July 26 2010, 05:07:45 UTC
He probably thought it would work as a truce. He just underestimated how much you hate him. An easy mistake to make if you don't know us, isn't it?

[Schuldig follows Nagi, hands in his pockets. Since no one seems to be particularly interested in running the boy down, he can relax.] Only that you could try sneaking back in when they're not around...or we could try to kill them all. Whichever proves to be simpler.

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Action bittermayfly July 26 2010, 05:16:14 UTC
Easy mistakes are foolish mistakes. [Nagi hates pretty much everyone, but Ken's got a special place on the hierarchy.]

Killing them all will be a pain now that they'll be more careful. Maybe sneaking back in at night will work.

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Action have_your_lives July 26 2010, 05:41:02 UTC
If all else fails and you're droned, I'll find ways to make them regret it. I prefer to be the only one in charge of brainwashing and who it happens to.

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Action bittermayfly July 26 2010, 05:42:32 UTC
I appreciate it.

Are there clean clothes I can wear at your house?

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Action have_your_lives July 26 2010, 06:18:52 UTC
Probably. My 'son' is about your size. You may have to convince him to share, though.

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Action bittermayfly July 26 2010, 06:22:46 UTC
That's better than nothing, although these clothes are awful.

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Action have_your_lives July 26 2010, 21:30:56 UTC
Aren't they? I've never killed purely for reasons of fashion, but this place is honestly tempting me. All the more so because taking even our clothes is clearly a psychological move.

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Action bittermayfly July 26 2010, 22:10:25 UTC
I almost miss that school uniform. At least it was comfortable.

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Action have_your_lives July 27 2010, 01:21:22 UTC
Which is pretty much the only good thing that could be said for it.

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Action bittermayfly July 27 2010, 01:35:24 UTC
[He's just going to glare and head into the house once they get there.]

I'm not getting myself this bloody again.

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