A bunch of random bullshit
So I have random crap on my mind and in my consciousness. These are not in any particular order of importance or chronoolgy.
Some dickweed on Yahoo! "blogged", and said I shouldn't leave my computer on at night. He says it costs Americans $2.8 billion dollars a year. Last time I checked, aren't we living in a troubled economy? I figured Americans spending $2.8 billion a year would be good for an economy where nobody is spending. Plus this asshole thinks I that is a significant amount. He claims that an office building with 1000 computers will spend an extra $28,000 a year on electricity. But that really doesn't matter to me. By using simple math, I have concluded that leaving this computer on for an entire year will cost me a whole $28 a year. I really hate big picture eco friendly retards.
Vince Offer, aka, ShamWowGuy was arrested for punching the piss out of some hooker. This tells me a few things. It tells me we should leagalize prostitution so we can beat hookers relentlessly legally. This guy, also producer, director, creator, and actor of the Underground Comedy Movie, went bankrupt making that movie. He now has arguements with Billy Mays over who has the better shamois product. I learned from this story I actually have a soft spot for the hooker puncher. This guy put every nickel he had into an unsucessful movie. That movie came from a show that was public access just like MST3K. I figure now that there is some alternate universe out there were the MST3K creator is donkey punching a hooker without the sex involved while Cerbo watches, and Vince Offer has replaced Mad TV with The Underground Comedy TV Show.
I am applying for teaching certification. Since stockholder are too busy blowing eachother, companies are not hiring a fresh out of college electrical engineer. I need to take competency tests for 8-12 grade science and math. I can teach 4-8 science and math, but I hate tweens. So after spending $30,000 on an education, I will be making $36,000 a year if I get a teaching job. Seems like a crappy investment to me. I used to talk a good game to women I have dated. I claimed I would be able to take care of who ever I was with as long as I graduated college. By take care of, I meant support through thick and thin. Apperently, college can't give that anymore. My current girlfriend doesn't seem to concerned about my future which I guess is cool. It could mean she believes I can do what it takes, or she isn't going to be sticking around long enough to care. If I do make a career out of teaching, I guess it wouldn't be that bad. I get like 1/3 of the year off of work. That's pretty badass. And for those months I am off work, I can have some kind of second job to make extra scratch. I could be a hooker! I would just make sure to not get an "offer" from Vince Offer. ZING!
They made an 8MM 2! What the hell? Incase you lived in a hole 11 years ago, Nicholas Cage made a movie called 8MM. It was good. Nic Cage and world famous rapper Joaqin Pheonix tried to solve the mystery of the "suff" film Nic Cage was hired to solve. Needless to say that unlikely duo saved the guiltless female victims of the underground suff porno industry. This movie, 8MM 2, has nothing to do with that adventure of Cage and Grandmaster Pheonix. It stars Jonathan Shaech. This poor bastard is a decent actor and has such and crappy career. This guy also was the star of Roadhouse 2! So yes, this movie lame.
I don't have a damn clue about women. Organic Chemistry makes more sense than women. They claim they want something but when it is given to them, they are not happy with it. Or they leave because they got what they wanted more than me. Does no one believe in sacrifice or comprimise anymore? Women are soley the reason why I believe Kharma is bullshit. Bad things never happen to those who wrong me or others in any sgnificant manner. I found out today that a woman I go to church with gets beaten by her husband. Apparently I can't acheive anything by calling the police. I am told I can't go kick the shit out of him for multiple reasons. And for some reason, she won't leave the dickwade. Again, women don't make any damn sense. I would never hurt someone I love like that. I don't hit women. I do block if they try to hit me though. I don't get mad very easily. I feel it is easier to get mad at something stupid and inconsequential. That way I don't loose my cool over something that really does matter to me.
What do people have against sex and porn? It really annoys me that sex seems to give movies an R rating before violence does. I know it's a tired subject. I understand the idea behind non pre marital sex. It is a noble concept. But is it noble enough to gamble with your happiness? Let's use a metaphore. You just got your driver's license and want a car. You know what your dream car is (the one car that you know would have for the rest of your life without looking back in regret) and you are finally in a position to get it. Do you just buy that car? Do you test drive that care a few times? Or do you learn the specs on that car, look under the hood, test drive, and maybe even keep it overnight sometimes? (yes some dealers let you do that) That car is the one and only car you will ever buy! Why would you even consider having it permenately without attempting to know every possible angle. So if one feels as strong as I do about the one and only car I would ever buy scenario, why would you even consider not knowing the important angles when it comes to spending the rest of your life with another human being.
Meh, screw it. I'm done for now.
Some dickweed on Yahoo! "blogged", and said I shouldn't leave my computer on at night. He says it costs Americans $2.8 billion dollars a year. Last time I checked, aren't we living in a troubled economy? I figured Americans spending $2.8 billion a year would be good for an economy where nobody is spending. Plus this asshole thinks I that is a significant amount. He claims that an office building with 1000 computers will spend an extra $28,000 a year on electricity. But that really doesn't matter to me. By using simple math, I have concluded that leaving this computer on for an entire year will cost me a whole $28 a year. I really hate big picture eco friendly retards.
Vince Offer, aka, ShamWowGuy was arrested for punching the piss out of some hooker. This tells me a few things. It tells me we should leagalize prostitution so we can beat hookers relentlessly legally. This guy, also producer, director, creator, and actor of the Underground Comedy Movie, went bankrupt making that movie. He now has arguements with Billy Mays over who has the better shamois product. I learned from this story I actually have a soft spot for the hooker puncher. This guy put every nickel he had into an unsucessful movie. That movie came from a show that was public access just like MST3K. I figure now that there is some alternate universe out there were the MST3K creator is donkey punching a hooker without the sex involved while Cerbo watches, and Vince Offer has replaced Mad TV with The Underground Comedy TV Show.
I am applying for teaching certification. Since stockholder are too busy blowing eachother, companies are not hiring a fresh out of college electrical engineer. I need to take competency tests for 8-12 grade science and math. I can teach 4-8 science and math, but I hate tweens. So after spending $30,000 on an education, I will be making $36,000 a year if I get a teaching job. Seems like a crappy investment to me. I used to talk a good game to women I have dated. I claimed I would be able to take care of who ever I was with as long as I graduated college. By take care of, I meant support through thick and thin. Apperently, college can't give that anymore. My current girlfriend doesn't seem to concerned about my future which I guess is cool. It could mean she believes I can do what it takes, or she isn't going to be sticking around long enough to care. If I do make a career out of teaching, I guess it wouldn't be that bad. I get like 1/3 of the year off of work. That's pretty badass. And for those months I am off work, I can have some kind of second job to make extra scratch. I could be a hooker! I would just make sure to not get an "offer" from Vince Offer. ZING!
They made an 8MM 2! What the hell? Incase you lived in a hole 11 years ago, Nicholas Cage made a movie called 8MM. It was good. Nic Cage and world famous rapper Joaqin Pheonix tried to solve the mystery of the "suff" film Nic Cage was hired to solve. Needless to say that unlikely duo saved the guiltless female victims of the underground suff porno industry. This movie, 8MM 2, has nothing to do with that adventure of Cage and Grandmaster Pheonix. It stars Jonathan Shaech. This poor bastard is a decent actor and has such and crappy career. This guy also was the star of Roadhouse 2! So yes, this movie lame.
I don't have a damn clue about women. Organic Chemistry makes more sense than women. They claim they want something but when it is given to them, they are not happy with it. Or they leave because they got what they wanted more than me. Does no one believe in sacrifice or comprimise anymore? Women are soley the reason why I believe Kharma is bullshit. Bad things never happen to those who wrong me or others in any sgnificant manner. I found out today that a woman I go to church with gets beaten by her husband. Apparently I can't acheive anything by calling the police. I am told I can't go kick the shit out of him for multiple reasons. And for some reason, she won't leave the dickwade. Again, women don't make any damn sense. I would never hurt someone I love like that. I don't hit women. I do block if they try to hit me though. I don't get mad very easily. I feel it is easier to get mad at something stupid and inconsequential. That way I don't loose my cool over something that really does matter to me.
What do people have against sex and porn? It really annoys me that sex seems to give movies an R rating before violence does. I know it's a tired subject. I understand the idea behind non pre marital sex. It is a noble concept. But is it noble enough to gamble with your happiness? Let's use a metaphore. You just got your driver's license and want a car. You know what your dream car is (the one car that you know would have for the rest of your life without looking back in regret) and you are finally in a position to get it. Do you just buy that car? Do you test drive that care a few times? Or do you learn the specs on that car, look under the hood, test drive, and maybe even keep it overnight sometimes? (yes some dealers let you do that) That car is the one and only car you will ever buy! Why would you even consider having it permenately without attempting to know every possible angle. So if one feels as strong as I do about the one and only car I would ever buy scenario, why would you even consider not knowing the important angles when it comes to spending the rest of your life with another human being.
Meh, screw it. I'm done for now.