Writer's Block: Chatty
I prefer lubing up the phone, shoving it in my rectum, sitting on the pot, dropping a duece, and flushing it. In case you wondered, I hate phones. I am tired of getting calls I don't care about. I am tired of people knowing my number that I don't want to know it. I hate having conversations with my friends in person, while they are glued to texting in their phone. I am tried of people with the stupid camera phones, who take slutty pictures of themselves because having a camera makes them think they are sexy models. I am sick of seeing people driving while talking on their phones, causing them to piss me off, because they resemble the driving of old people. I REALLY despise those who text while they drive. If I were an expert sniper, I would use a sniper rifle the shoot the phone out of the persons hand from my truck. I really hate cell phones. I hate them even more, because I hate myself for having one.