Apr 18, 2005 10:59
i am supposed to be writing a french essay, but i am not...
/so weekend update\
disneyland rocked my socks:
this is the order lesley and i came up with for the best things that happened at disneyland-
1. free tortillas because it was shane's bday, you should have seen my eyes when the guy gave them to shane !!!
2. meeting that one guy, um you know elijah wood or whatever and him calling lesley a bitch
3. the trash can singing happy birthday to shane, calling him shane shane bo bane, and telling him his hair looked like that seventy's show
(i knew that the hair comment was going to go over like a lead brick with shane, but really it was your hair looks good, hello topher and ashton are on that show, that's hott!)
"a puffy hairdo issuing invitations to contemplate free love and nature worship; a bare waxed scalp humming a counterpoint of quietude, purity, renunciation of excess; a leather coat clamoring for rugged individualism; a transparent handbag retorting with calls for the abolition of private property and a radical rethinking of our attitudes toward death." - THE SAVAGE GIRL
now to friday,
before i had told lauren i am not a party girl, but really i think i may be (just a little, tho, right?).
anyway long story short, i got drizunk and made out with robert. that was a long time coming tho. not because i like robert, but because we both make out with people when we are drunk. i just hope that he doesnt hate me now and that he is not going to go around calling me a bitch. that is what he does. when he makes out with someone he says "oh my god so and so is all over me make her stop she is such a bitch" god that would suck because i really like robert, he is such a nice friend.
so then i danced with phillip and i think i like him but of course once collin was all up on me i was like bye phillip, ok i am a bitch. so i made out with collin, yes roxy car collin, omg.
that was also a long time coming also. i liked him this summer, and there was that whole strange double date fiasco. ally and i went with phillip and collin to see hero, and we both kinda had an idea of which one we liked, but the boys kinda had another idea so when we sat down to watch the movie, phillip sat next to me and collin sat next to ally.
ok not only does collin have a roxy car but with my heels on he is seriously my same height hehe.
so this girl at the party was like you look really hot, i was like thanks, but we all know that is girl speak for "you look like a slut and you are up on my man, or you look like a slut and you are being a slut and you hurt my friend girl or boy." - so that kinda sucked.
oh yeah and amelia harris already thinks i am a slizut and she walks in on me making out with collin, great. not that i care what she thinks because her mind is fucking made up, but that it hurts that she doesnt know or want to know the real me.
saturday_
drizunk at work at six thirty, and then at that point where you are not drunk and not hungover because you are supposed to be sleeping at sushi class.
sushi class was awesome except there was one annoying guy, but there is always one annoying guy because they always gotta break it down like that. after sushi chris and i went to the japanese grocery store and got some really cool stuff so i am excited to try all the stuff we learned.
then when i got home i crashed and slept because i was totally hungover, i was going to go to amy's but i missed her call because i was passed out. ]
oh yeah and i called connor because i was going to invite him to disneyland but he didnt call back, so he didnt get to meet lij, haha! hehe
the end
dont judge
*ok my mood is literally crazy, but not in a thora birch in "the hole" way. that is the scariest most disturbing movie ever, but no one knows that because no one in the whole fucking world has seen that movie, i have no one to commiserate with.*