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ok so i think i am sexually frustrated lately. Because i have been having these crazy intense sex dreams. about really random people too.
so the first one is probably the most disturbing. two words: joss wheedon, ok if you are lame and dont know who that is you dont deserve to be my friend, but anyway he is the creator of buffy. Only the most amazing tv show of time (i dont know how much time tho.) ok so anyway me joss hott sex. but strange hott sex. so he had bunk beds for some reason. and there were other people there. (they were watching tv, which just happened to be a brit concert.) anyway so joss and me, me and joss the end. the bad part is we didnt um get all the way there because he stopped because he was like im forty something and married what am i doing. yeah whatever billy never complains.
then i had a disturbing dream about sex with this guy who i have had sex with and well there was something about taking add drugs because when you dont have add they make you happy (thank you very much desperate housewives for putting that in my head) anyway amelia was there and it was the nightmare of my life all over again, except roger rabbit was there too, ok i have no idea where that came from, really.
ok then i just had a dream that wasnt a sex dream but it was strange anyway. well it was about we wanting to have sex with colin but him having to go to rehearsal. but ok so i was at student health getting my travel physical and them saying there was something wrong with me and colin was there and he was like no ill stay. so i felt i owed him for staying with me but he had to go to rehearsal but anyway when i got home there was a dress in my room and a note that said to wear it that night, (i know lame, right), but anyway then i go to what i think is the ball but it turns out to be church and my mom is there. and my mom and i get in a fight because i want to go to iv for a party after church (oh yes this was midnight mass) with sidney, and so my mom gets mad about it in front of sidney's dad and colin's mom (crazy i know) then my mom disappears and i go sit with sidney and lauren creamer and kim bernet and katie burch are there for some reason, anyway then i realize that sidney, lauren and i are the alter people, but i was never trained to be an alter boy so i am fucking everything up like ringing the bell at the wrong time and shit, so then it is time for communion, but instead of wafers the priest gives us those chocolate oranges that you hit and they break, i was mad because sidney got dark chocolate so then i look up and colin and his family are there and they are wearing orange jackets the end
crazy, i know
erik is in town and i want to be an adult and talk to him but amy wont call me back hint hint
so the first one is probably the most disturbing. two words: joss wheedon, ok if you are lame and dont know who that is you dont deserve to be my friend, but anyway he is the creator of buffy. Only the most amazing tv show of time (i dont know how much time tho.) ok so anyway me joss hott sex. but strange hott sex. so he had bunk beds for some reason. and there were other people there. (they were watching tv, which just happened to be a brit concert.) anyway so joss and me, me and joss the end. the bad part is we didnt um get all the way there because he stopped because he was like im forty something and married what am i doing. yeah whatever billy never complains.
then i had a disturbing dream about sex with this guy who i have had sex with and well there was something about taking add drugs because when you dont have add they make you happy (thank you very much desperate housewives for putting that in my head) anyway amelia was there and it was the nightmare of my life all over again, except roger rabbit was there too, ok i have no idea where that came from, really.
ok then i just had a dream that wasnt a sex dream but it was strange anyway. well it was about we wanting to have sex with colin but him having to go to rehearsal. but ok so i was at student health getting my travel physical and them saying there was something wrong with me and colin was there and he was like no ill stay. so i felt i owed him for staying with me but he had to go to rehearsal but anyway when i got home there was a dress in my room and a note that said to wear it that night, (i know lame, right), but anyway then i go to what i think is the ball but it turns out to be church and my mom is there. and my mom and i get in a fight because i want to go to iv for a party after church (oh yes this was midnight mass) with sidney, and so my mom gets mad about it in front of sidney's dad and colin's mom (crazy i know) then my mom disappears and i go sit with sidney and lauren creamer and kim bernet and katie burch are there for some reason, anyway then i realize that sidney, lauren and i are the alter people, but i was never trained to be an alter boy so i am fucking everything up like ringing the bell at the wrong time and shit, so then it is time for communion, but instead of wafers the priest gives us those chocolate oranges that you hit and they break, i was mad because sidney got dark chocolate so then i look up and colin and his family are there and they are wearing orange jackets the end
crazy, i know
erik is in town and i want to be an adult and talk to him but amy wont call me back hint hint