Attack of the Meme! Also, babies.

[stillnotlegolas]

Give me one of my characters and one of yours and I will tell you -- no matter how ridiculous the pairing -- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB
E. Three Random Facts

Shamelessly stolen from taser-warrior

Comments

[aliveforareason]

Give it to me baby. Also Clara and Tony if that would be in any way different.

Relevant icon is relevant.

[stillnotlegolas]

Clint/Toni

[nottheworsthing]

Bahaha. You were right, this is basically what you'd get if you smushed Art and Anna together. Kid's gonna take over the world. Yep.

[stillnotlegolas]

My favorite is the one with the underwear. Because I could see both Tony AND Clint doing the same thing.But also getting Jackson in trouble for it XD

He really will. Let him never go darkside, the whole world once prayed.

[aliveforareason]

Oh hell yeah. Toni says someone else needs to lecture this kid, because everyone knows they don't have a leg to stand on. Maybe they need to get Aunt Pepper and Uncle Phil in on this...

[stillnotlegolas]

Clara/Tony

[nottheworsthing]

Damn that sharing-body-heat sex, it's just too damn irresistible. Lucky only good things resulted. 'Cause yeah, you'd better believe she's got Tony wrapped round her little finger.

[xbowandarrowx]

Goddamn that sex.

Yeah, Clara says it's sort of amazing how much you crumble for a pout and like, half a tear.

[aliveforareason]

Shut up Katniss.