Attack of the Meme! Also, babies.

[stillnotlegolas]

Give me one of my characters and one of yours and I will tell you -- no matter how ridiculous the pairing -- the following about their first child (if they are canonically a couple with children, I will make up an uncanon child.)
A. Name
B. House
C. Circumstances of Conception
D. PB
E. Three Random Facts

Shamelessly stolen from taser-warrior

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[stillnotlegolas]

Clint/Toni







A. Name Jackson Howard Barton-Stark
B. House The Tower. He claimed the room at the tallest bit of the tower with the very best view, because just like his father he likes a bit of perspective which he can get from high places. But like his mother, he wants to be close to technology, playing with it, and as he was growing up, despite a wealth of other options, his best friend was probably JARVIS.
C. Circumstances of Conception Sometimes best friends who fuck get drunk. Sometimes best friends who fuck get stupid after they get drunk and fuck without protection. Sometimes best friends who fuck and get stupid after they get drunk and then fuck without protection get a surprising reminder of that eight weeks later when a pregnancy test comes back positive and two people who are perfectly unsuited for raising children and are both absolutely terrified of the prospect find out they're expecting.
D. PB Logan Lerman
E. Three Random Facts
1. He basically thinks having superheroes for an extended family is the best thing in the entire world. Thor throws great birthday parties,Nat taught him how to shoot vodka (and people), and Bruce is the coolest when it comes to science. While a lot of people say growing up in the limelight must have been tough, Jackson spent his time basking in the attention.
2. He is incredibly allergic to bees. Which he found out while drinking a soda he'd left outside for a bit and one stung him on the roof of his mouth. He's been sort of terrified of them since then, but figures a fear of bees is a pretty lame thing for a future agent to have. So he tries to hide it.
3. He spends most of his time at school (private school, because, well, obviously. It's harder to get kidnapped from there, too) in the dean's office for one reason or another. If it's his mouth born of both his parents, the fact that he's smarter than everyone else (thanks, mom) or his inability to keep to one girl at a time, it all leads to calls home and half-hearted but mostly resigned talks about how to be a proper student.

[nottheworsthing]

Bahaha. You were right, this is basically what you'd get if you smushed Art and Anna together. Kid's gonna take over the world. Yep.

[stillnotlegolas]

My favorite is the one with the underwear. Because I could see both Tony AND Clint doing the same thing.But also getting Jackson in trouble for it XD

He really will. Let him never go darkside, the whole world once prayed.

[aliveforareason]

Oh hell yeah. Toni says someone else needs to lecture this kid, because everyone knows they don't have a leg to stand on. Maybe they need to get Aunt Pepper and Uncle Phil in on this...