Did I mention...
that I'm in excruciating pain? Physical pain! I woke up this way, unable to move. Kind of hard to describe, kind of where my neck attaches to the rest of my body? If I move my right arm, my head, cough or breathe out, it just about kills me. No insurance and no doctor so I bit the bullet and went to the walk-in clinic. Not that I wanted to...was not in the mood to talk to people. I did absolutely nothing to bring this on...as in nothing...I've been pretty sedentary lately. The thing is, all those times I have had actual "injuries"? Pain was nothing compared to this. I pretty much resigned myself to impending death...some wierd viral thing, maybe a blood clot...and was pretty okay with that. But no. Oh, it's a muscle thing. You must've DONE something! No, reallllly, NOTHING! Here, have some pain killerz and muscle relaxers...gee, thanks...why do people always insist on giving me drugz? I just want to know what brought this on and how to avoid it in the future...ah, just take these. Hello? I want to know WHY I woke up feeling like someone quite literally tried to rip my head off? These will make you feel better, hopefully. Screw that...I'm opting for the whiskey and hoping to fall asleep watching a movie or reading.