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Happy Christmas, friends!
While I'm sure many homes are warm and toasty with the smell of baked cookies and roasted turkey, I'm sitting here at the computer wondering if my dear husband would be offended if I tied a bandana around my face to cover my nose.
My house is infused with the smell of baking Red Bone Bread (ICK) overloaded with bell pepper, sausage, bacon and onion. My eyes have only now stopped watering from the chopped onions, just in time to start all over again as he chops more for the next batch.
Now he's about to assault the turkey with a six-inch hypodermic loaded with Ragin' Cajun Injection as the turkey fryer heats up.
I think I'll tape a candy cane to my upper lip to get the smell out.
Ha!
While I'm sure many homes are warm and toasty with the smell of baked cookies and roasted turkey, I'm sitting here at the computer wondering if my dear husband would be offended if I tied a bandana around my face to cover my nose.
My house is infused with the smell of baking Red Bone Bread (ICK) overloaded with bell pepper, sausage, bacon and onion. My eyes have only now stopped watering from the chopped onions, just in time to start all over again as he chops more for the next batch.
Now he's about to assault the turkey with a six-inch hypodermic loaded with Ragin' Cajun Injection as the turkey fryer heats up.
I think I'll tape a candy cane to my upper lip to get the smell out.
Ha!