FYI, F-listers!
If you ever tell me that you are 'trying to die' and that you have 'OD'd on a bunch of pain pills', I will call the cops so fast that they will be at your door before you can reconsider and make yourself throw up.
I will not wait three days to see if you are Jesus fucking Christ and going to be rising anytime soon.
I will CALL THE COPS ON YOUR ASS.
If I don't know where you live, I will contact everybody on your flist until I find somebody who does.
If I don't speak the language of the country you are in, I will find somebody who can teach me to ask for somebody who speaks English and I will have the cops at your door ASAP.
And I will not let you make it my fault if you get in trouble for the cops showing up at your door. If you don't want cops checking up on you, don't tell me you want to die and have a plan and are enacting that plan. I promise you: I WILL CALL THE GODDAMNED COPS WITHOUT CONTACTING YOU FIRST. You might be second but the cops will be first.
(Ed has a friend who just pulled this. Ed waited a few days because 'well, it's happened before only not with the OD'ing and usually I get a call and I'm really worried'. So I called the cops. And guess who is yelling at Ed? Yeaaaaah. I'm going to fly to Cali and pimpslap somebody.)
I will not wait three days to see if you are Jesus fucking Christ and going to be rising anytime soon.
I will CALL THE COPS ON YOUR ASS.
If I don't know where you live, I will contact everybody on your flist until I find somebody who does.
If I don't speak the language of the country you are in, I will find somebody who can teach me to ask for somebody who speaks English and I will have the cops at your door ASAP.
And I will not let you make it my fault if you get in trouble for the cops showing up at your door. If you don't want cops checking up on you, don't tell me you want to die and have a plan and are enacting that plan. I promise you: I WILL CALL THE GODDAMNED COPS WITHOUT CONTACTING YOU FIRST. You might be second but the cops will be first.
(Ed has a friend who just pulled this. Ed waited a few days because 'well, it's happened before only not with the OD'ing and usually I get a call and I'm really worried'. So I called the cops. And guess who is yelling at Ed? Yeaaaaah. I'm going to fly to Cali and pimpslap somebody.)