Sticky: Don't get your boogers on my bed!

Nina: I don't have boogers anymore.

S: Were they surgically removed?

N: Yep, by Obama.

S: Hee! I once had a nose simply festooned with boogers, but when Obama became president-

N: I once had athelete's foot for near bout 20 years and that Obama cleared it right up!

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