Oh Eljay... Whilst Thou Ever Learn? o''''''D:,`
EDIT the 9th:
beyond_the_six keeps the flame burning!
EDIT the 8th:
Oh now they're just being silly:
neverbeeneasy:"
neverbeeneasy
2007-08-03 04:39 am (local) ( link)
Okay okay I understand, but LJ what if...
LISTEN okay. What if an ADULT...travels back in time...from the FUTURE...and takes the form of a child...just so they don't scare anyone. Like that movie with Tom Hanks where he turns from a kid into an adult, but REVERSE. And then like, and then...I molest that adult...in a kid's body. BUTITSNOTAREALKID.
And then the movie makes about 200 million at the box office on opening night. And Tom Hanks receives an Emmy for his performance.
And you thought he was kind of hot in Forest Gump in a retarded way, so you're like "Okay why not?" and you molest the kid...that's really an adult. That is Tom Hanks.
And then you buy the kid a sandwich and it's balogna, lettuce, mayo, and some onions. And you have a good time eating the sandwich.
Let me rephrase this: I forgot what I was saying, so can you make me a sandwich?
"
and
harrysnmber1fan:"The touching tale of a boy's first love.
harrysnmber1fan
2007-08-03 04:41 am (local) ( link)
BERK STARED LONGINGLY THROUGH THE SLATS IN THE FENCE. EVERY SUMMER HIS PARENTS LEFT HIM WITH AUNT GERTA FOR A WEEK, AND IT JUST WASN'T FAIR! HE WAS TWELVE YEARS OLD NOW, TOO OLD TO HANG OUT WITH HIS STUPID COUSINS.
NOBODY UNDERSTOOD BERK. NOT MOM AND DAD, NOT LAME AUNT GERTA, AND DEFINITELY NOT STUPID LUCY WITH HER STUPID BARBIE DOLLS.
AND THEN, JUST LIKE THAT, WITH A GENTLE NUZZLE AGAINST HIS HAND THROUGH THE FENCE, EVERYTHING CHANGED. THE SOFT, WARM TONGUE CARESSING HIS HAND SENT A STRANGE JOLT BETWEEN HIS LEGS, SORT OF LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TWO WEEKS AGO WHEN HIS DAD PUT ON RERUNS OF SOME OLD BEACH MOVIE. EXCEPT THIS WAS A THOUSAND TIMES MORE INTENSE. THIS WAS REAL.
THE GOAT CONTINUED TO NUZZLE AND LICK BERK'S FINGERS THROUGH THE FENCE; UNAWARE THAT HE HAD BEGUN TO DO SO, BERK BEGAN TO RUB HIS HIPS FORWARD AGAINST THE WOOD FASTER AND FASTER. IT WAS AS THOUGH THE GOAT WAS LICKING A NERVE THAT RAN STRAIGHT FROM HIS FINGERTIPS TO HIS TWITCHING, ADOLESCENT COCK.
A TIGHTENING FEELING THAT BERK HAD NEVER EXPERIENCE BEFORE CLUTCHED AT HIS BALLS AS THE GOAT'S TONGUE MOVED AGAIN AND AGAIN OVER HIS SKIN, AND SUDDENLY BERK COLLAPSED AGAINST THE FENCE AS THOUGH HIS VERY LIFE FORCE HAD BEEN SUCKED OUT THROUGH HIS PUBESCENT DICK.
"FRAAAAANK!" A VOICE ECHOED THROUGH THE AIR. "FEEDIN' TIME!"
BERK WATCHED AS THE GOAT TROTTED AWAY TOWARD THE VOICE, PAINFULLY AWARE OF THE AFTERSHOCK THROBBING BETWEEN HIS LEGS. HE GRINNED. MAYBE THIS SUMMER WASN'T GOING TO BE SO AWFUL AFTER ALL. "
Hee! Oh that's just wrong!
EDIT the 7th: Wii! SPARKLE TEXT!!!!
Aww, Fujisama goes to bed...
EDIT the 6th: vinnypadoo: "Strikethrough 11:6 "The Sirius/Remus shippers also shall dwell with the Remus/Tonks shippers, The Ron/Hermione shippers shall lie down with the Harmonians, The Harry/Ginny fen and the Draco/Ginny fen and the Harry/Draco fen together; And a woman with a wand shall lead them --- into the streets, to the 6A office. And chaos shall be sewn in their wake.""
Let it be known, he did it all for the LOLZ.
EDIT the 5th: FUJISAMA NO!!!! and it looks as though salustra is getting in on the action
EDIT the 4th: Bet we at the cons will be talking about more than buttsex. Even while talking about this that won't be true ;)
EDIT the 3rd: fujinsama has started singing the bottles of beer song and he's being relentless! I'm actually excited to see how far he gets, I hope others join in. I'm on page ten and he was at 82 and calling for others. This is a great way to kill the day.
EDIT the 2nd: Someone proposed legal action on basis of fraud. I lost the link, if anyone has it let me know!
FOUND!
EDIT: Evidently eljay coicidently picked the week most HP fans would be conning to start banning journals
Oh Eljay, you're so slick!
Eljay is At it Again
And again
And again still
**(It makes me sick when they use the term "permanent suspension", the whole point of a suspensions is that it's temporary you dolts.)**
Now the only fandom I really claim is TWoP and not only does that barely count (just barely), but I'm not going around slashing the recappers and fanarting the posters. I just get all up in its business. That said, I don't really begrudge anyone their right to fandom. Some of the stuff they do is a bit questionable, the chen, the chan, the tenticals, the rapefic and crackfic, but still, if I don't want to see it I don't. There's a whole antiyaoi movement (which I vehemently oppose! heh) and someone asked the question, then why are you there? Seriously.
That said, I know for a fact that the comms hosting this stuff are usually a) friends only, and b) really stingy about the age of their participants. I don't understand the need to just ban them. Why not input a warning system, let them know exactly why they've been banned. I think it's ridiculous anyhow, and the only kids you're protecting are the ones whose parents do know about their online activity which, not your problem eljay. It just seems like a case of folding to an organization that obvis has WAY too much time on their hands.
What say you?
(Man I'm discussy today, keep up peoples!)
beyond_the_six keeps the flame burning!
EDIT the 8th:
Oh now they're just being silly:
neverbeeneasy:"
neverbeeneasy
2007-08-03 04:39 am (local) ( link)
Okay okay I understand, but LJ what if...
LISTEN okay. What if an ADULT...travels back in time...from the FUTURE...and takes the form of a child...just so they don't scare anyone. Like that movie with Tom Hanks where he turns from a kid into an adult, but REVERSE. And then like, and then...I molest that adult...in a kid's body. BUTITSNOTAREALKID.
And then the movie makes about 200 million at the box office on opening night. And Tom Hanks receives an Emmy for his performance.
And you thought he was kind of hot in Forest Gump in a retarded way, so you're like "Okay why not?" and you molest the kid...that's really an adult. That is Tom Hanks.
And then you buy the kid a sandwich and it's balogna, lettuce, mayo, and some onions. And you have a good time eating the sandwich.
Let me rephrase this: I forgot what I was saying, so can you make me a sandwich?
"
and
harrysnmber1fan:"The touching tale of a boy's first love.
harrysnmber1fan
2007-08-03 04:41 am (local) ( link)
BERK STARED LONGINGLY THROUGH THE SLATS IN THE FENCE. EVERY SUMMER HIS PARENTS LEFT HIM WITH AUNT GERTA FOR A WEEK, AND IT JUST WASN'T FAIR! HE WAS TWELVE YEARS OLD NOW, TOO OLD TO HANG OUT WITH HIS STUPID COUSINS.
NOBODY UNDERSTOOD BERK. NOT MOM AND DAD, NOT LAME AUNT GERTA, AND DEFINITELY NOT STUPID LUCY WITH HER STUPID BARBIE DOLLS.
AND THEN, JUST LIKE THAT, WITH A GENTLE NUZZLE AGAINST HIS HAND THROUGH THE FENCE, EVERYTHING CHANGED. THE SOFT, WARM TONGUE CARESSING HIS HAND SENT A STRANGE JOLT BETWEEN HIS LEGS, SORT OF LIKE WHAT HAPPENED TWO WEEKS AGO WHEN HIS DAD PUT ON RERUNS OF SOME OLD BEACH MOVIE. EXCEPT THIS WAS A THOUSAND TIMES MORE INTENSE. THIS WAS REAL.
THE GOAT CONTINUED TO NUZZLE AND LICK BERK'S FINGERS THROUGH THE FENCE; UNAWARE THAT HE HAD BEGUN TO DO SO, BERK BEGAN TO RUB HIS HIPS FORWARD AGAINST THE WOOD FASTER AND FASTER. IT WAS AS THOUGH THE GOAT WAS LICKING A NERVE THAT RAN STRAIGHT FROM HIS FINGERTIPS TO HIS TWITCHING, ADOLESCENT COCK.
A TIGHTENING FEELING THAT BERK HAD NEVER EXPERIENCE BEFORE CLUTCHED AT HIS BALLS AS THE GOAT'S TONGUE MOVED AGAIN AND AGAIN OVER HIS SKIN, AND SUDDENLY BERK COLLAPSED AGAINST THE FENCE AS THOUGH HIS VERY LIFE FORCE HAD BEEN SUCKED OUT THROUGH HIS PUBESCENT DICK.
"FRAAAAANK!" A VOICE ECHOED THROUGH THE AIR. "FEEDIN' TIME!"
BERK WATCHED AS THE GOAT TROTTED AWAY TOWARD THE VOICE, PAINFULLY AWARE OF THE AFTERSHOCK THROBBING BETWEEN HIS LEGS. HE GRINNED. MAYBE THIS SUMMER WASN'T GOING TO BE SO AWFUL AFTER ALL. "
Hee! Oh that's just wrong!
EDIT the 7th: Wii! SPARKLE TEXT!!!!
Aww, Fujisama goes to bed...
EDIT the 6th: vinnypadoo: "Strikethrough 11:6 "The Sirius/Remus shippers also shall dwell with the Remus/Tonks shippers, The Ron/Hermione shippers shall lie down with the Harmonians, The Harry/Ginny fen and the Draco/Ginny fen and the Harry/Draco fen together; And a woman with a wand shall lead them --- into the streets, to the 6A office. And chaos shall be sewn in their wake.""
Let it be known, he did it all for the LOLZ.
EDIT the 5th: FUJISAMA NO!!!! and it looks as though salustra is getting in on the action
EDIT the 4th: Bet we at the cons will be talking about more than buttsex. Even while talking about this that won't be true ;)
EDIT the 3rd: fujinsama has started singing the bottles of beer song and he's being relentless! I'm actually excited to see how far he gets, I hope others join in. I'm on page ten and he was at 82 and calling for others. This is a great way to kill the day.
EDIT the 2nd: Someone proposed legal action on basis of fraud. I lost the link, if anyone has it let me know!
FOUND!
EDIT: Evidently eljay coicidently picked the week most HP fans would be conning to start banning journals
Oh Eljay, you're so slick!
Eljay is At it Again
And again
And again still
**(It makes me sick when they use the term "permanent suspension", the whole point of a suspensions is that it's temporary you dolts.)**
Now the only fandom I really claim is TWoP and not only does that barely count (just barely), but I'm not going around slashing the recappers and fanarting the posters. I just get all up in its business. That said, I don't really begrudge anyone their right to fandom. Some of the stuff they do is a bit questionable, the chen, the chan, the tenticals, the rapefic and crackfic, but still, if I don't want to see it I don't. There's a whole antiyaoi movement (which I vehemently oppose! heh) and someone asked the question, then why are you there? Seriously.
That said, I know for a fact that the comms hosting this stuff are usually a) friends only, and b) really stingy about the age of their participants. I don't understand the need to just ban them. Why not input a warning system, let them know exactly why they've been banned. I think it's ridiculous anyhow, and the only kids you're protecting are the ones whose parents do know about their online activity which, not your problem eljay. It just seems like a case of folding to an organization that obvis has WAY too much time on their hands.
What say you?
(Man I'm discussy today, keep up peoples!)