Building a Mystery: Adventures in 1992
Because sometimes I have convos with me.
"I think I'm becoming a lesbian.
Really?
"Maybe. Have you ever heard of this "Sarah McLaughlin"?
You are so stupid.
"Have you? She's fantastic!
Are you serious?
"She writes songs that are strong enough for a man-
But made for a woman?
"Who loves other women. Like, these melodious heart songs that tell their secrets directly to my uterus. I feel more fallopian after having listened to her songs.
Fallopian?
"And I've been on a huge Annie Lennox kick.
I don't think that makes you gay.
"Well it doesn't make me not gay evidently. Like, I have no desire to "dive into the muff" as the kids are saying these days, but I feel like maybe I shouldn't wear a bra anymore?
Or maybe tell your boss to stop listening to the easy listening station?
"There's also this Sinead O'Connor crisis- nevermind.
"I think I'm becoming a lesbian.
Really?
"Maybe. Have you ever heard of this "Sarah McLaughlin"?
You are so stupid.
"Have you? She's fantastic!
Are you serious?
"She writes songs that are strong enough for a man-
But made for a woman?
"Who loves other women. Like, these melodious heart songs that tell their secrets directly to my uterus. I feel more fallopian after having listened to her songs.
Fallopian?
"And I've been on a huge Annie Lennox kick.
I don't think that makes you gay.
"Well it doesn't make me not gay evidently. Like, I have no desire to "dive into the muff" as the kids are saying these days, but I feel like maybe I shouldn't wear a bra anymore?
Or maybe tell your boss to stop listening to the easy listening station?
"There's also this Sinead O'Connor crisis- nevermind.