A conversation:
D: Hey girl, have you heard of this Lipozene?
S: It's clinically proven to help you lose weight!
D: Shut up, you silly. Do you think it works?
S: I don't kno.
D: But don't you want to try it? I mean, it has a free trial, right?
S: Yeah, but it's for people who have been trying really hard to lose weight and have failed.
D: Well you've been trying really hard to lost some weight.
S: Not really.
D: *laughs*
S: I eat what I want, spend most of my day on the computer or watching tv, and I don't work out.
D: Hush! You know what I'm saying!
S: I know, but like, everyone's on the rush for some quick fix cure all when really? Stop eating so much and exercise. Seriously, it's not that hard.
D: So why don't you do it?
S: LOST is going to be brand new for the next sixteen weeks!