A medical bill even Plato was chuckle at...
Because, since the begining of time, there is one thing all men find funny; another mans pain, especialy if it involves sedation, tubes, and his first colonoscopy. So, congratulations to Caitlin for donating a pint of blood; I didn't have to honor of donating it, it was just taken from me. Here is the list on medical/semi medical things I have had done to me in the last week...
+sonograph
+ultra sound
+colonoscopy
+been pokes and asked if it hurt
+been put on industrial strength laxitives
+had a rectal exam
+been taken off of industrial strength laxitives
+been forced to piss in a cup
+had just shy of a pint of blood drawn
+peed in a cup again
+was poked again
+was forced to jump on one foot and asked to point to where it hurt
+put back on the laxitives
+sedated
+poked some more
+gave more blood to the figure out what the hell is wrong with Ian foundation
+was told I DO NOT HAVE MONO
+told that I could be internaly bleeding
+told I wasn't bleeding because I would be dead by now (ironic?)
+told I might have once been internaly bleeding (i laughed and asked, "Just once?"
+forced to swallow this many pills {holding out 17 fingers) over the course of one day
+told to drink funny liquid that makes me feel worse, then better, then lightheaded
Thats about it, but I'm not cured yet, so we will see what is in store for me next....weeeeeeee
+sonograph
+ultra sound
+colonoscopy
+been pokes and asked if it hurt
+been put on industrial strength laxitives
+had a rectal exam
+been taken off of industrial strength laxitives
+been forced to piss in a cup
+had just shy of a pint of blood drawn
+peed in a cup again
+was poked again
+was forced to jump on one foot and asked to point to where it hurt
+put back on the laxitives
+sedated
+poked some more
+gave more blood to the figure out what the hell is wrong with Ian foundation
+was told I DO NOT HAVE MONO
+told that I could be internaly bleeding
+told I wasn't bleeding because I would be dead by now (ironic?)
+told I might have once been internaly bleeding (i laughed and asked, "Just once?"
+forced to swallow this many pills {holding out 17 fingers) over the course of one day
+told to drink funny liquid that makes me feel worse, then better, then lightheaded
Thats about it, but I'm not cured yet, so we will see what is in store for me next....weeeeeeee