Reborn is a bitch IN PROGRESS
title: Reborn is A Bitch
Pairing: SkullLambo
Rating: R- NC-17
Summary: Bianchi schemes, Reborn approves. Skull and Lambo 'suffer'.
It was all Reborn's fault. Really. Everything is.
Reborn was the one who overheard (read: spied on) the girls (+ Lussuria ) talking about their new favorite daytime drama.
"Hahii! Haru thinks that Antonio is meant to be with Vincent!"
"Nonsense! Vincent is engaged! To that hussy witch! He can't just break it off!"
"Mm~ Sasagawa-chan makes a good point~. I think that that Mattais man will steal Noaka away though! Then the way is clear, no?"
"Hmm. No, Mattais is obviously lusting after Antonio. Everyone knows that he and Antonio just love the same man. Don't you think they should be together instead? Idiots rejects are so much better together...."
"Kyaaaah~ Bianchi-chan is so smart!" The other three sighed at the romance at once.
Reborn on the other hand, had an idea.
'R-REBORN-SEMPAI!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-!" "Aaahh~! I... I'll kill you Reborn! I'll kill you-ou!" The sounds of angry thrashing, and pitiful sobbing, were loud and clear through the closet door. Reborn just smirked and ran a thumb around the bright red button beneath it.
"I don't have time for you two idiots to pursue me. Rejected idiots should just console each other." He said, ignoring the confused outbursts that answered him. Pushing the button, he pivoted on his heel and walked away. "You have six hours to console each other before I send Stupid Tsuna to let you out." He blocked all other sounds out, and sped up his walk. No need to be affected by that 'special' gas bomb after all.
Said bomb had been detonated inside the closet with the two unfortunate men. Skull had the sense to hold his breath, but not fast enough to avoid inhaling some. Lambo sputtered and choked on the pink smoke, vaugly wondering why the hell it tasted fruity. "T-that bastard.." He gasped out, leaning against the wall to try and regain his breath. He was starting to overheat in this tiny space. Even for a large closet, there just seemed to be so much heat.... Lambo thought the Vongola mansion has air conditioner dammit!
"Don't breath it in idiot!" Skull snapped, before gasping and slapping his hands over his mouth and nose. Shitshithshit! Now he just breathed it in too! He groaned and bit his lip at his own stupidity. He sagged against the door, watching the cow brat with a cautious eye. Waiting for the strange mist to settle before doing anything.
The kid looked uncomfortable, which, Skull supposed, was understandable. They were locked in a closet with an unknown substance planted by Reborn. Skull would be freaked if the guy looked right at home in this situation.
Then the kid flushed, and Skull felt a strange warmth spread under his leather body suit as well. He was pretty used to extreme temperatures, but he supposed it was kinda stuffy in here.... He sighed and ran a hand through his purple locks, idly pulling at his collar to try and bring some air into the leather.
Lambo, quite thoroughly being affected by the gas now, found his eyes snapping to attention
Pairing: SkullLambo
Rating: R- NC-17
Summary: Bianchi schemes, Reborn approves. Skull and Lambo 'suffer'.
It was all Reborn's fault. Really. Everything is.
Reborn was the one who overheard (read: spied on) the girls (+ Lussuria ) talking about their new favorite daytime drama.
"Hahii! Haru thinks that Antonio is meant to be with Vincent!"
"Nonsense! Vincent is engaged! To that hussy witch! He can't just break it off!"
"Mm~ Sasagawa-chan makes a good point~. I think that that Mattais man will steal Noaka away though! Then the way is clear, no?"
"Hmm. No, Mattais is obviously lusting after Antonio. Everyone knows that he and Antonio just love the same man. Don't you think they should be together instead? Idiots rejects are so much better together...."
"Kyaaaah~ Bianchi-chan is so smart!" The other three sighed at the romance at once.
Reborn on the other hand, had an idea.
'R-REBORN-SEMPAI!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU-!" "Aaahh~! I... I'll kill you Reborn! I'll kill you-ou!" The sounds of angry thrashing, and pitiful sobbing, were loud and clear through the closet door. Reborn just smirked and ran a thumb around the bright red button beneath it.
"I don't have time for you two idiots to pursue me. Rejected idiots should just console each other." He said, ignoring the confused outbursts that answered him. Pushing the button, he pivoted on his heel and walked away. "You have six hours to console each other before I send Stupid Tsuna to let you out." He blocked all other sounds out, and sped up his walk. No need to be affected by that 'special' gas bomb after all.
Said bomb had been detonated inside the closet with the two unfortunate men. Skull had the sense to hold his breath, but not fast enough to avoid inhaling some. Lambo sputtered and choked on the pink smoke, vaugly wondering why the hell it tasted fruity. "T-that bastard.." He gasped out, leaning against the wall to try and regain his breath. He was starting to overheat in this tiny space. Even for a large closet, there just seemed to be so much heat.... Lambo thought the Vongola mansion has air conditioner dammit!
"Don't breath it in idiot!" Skull snapped, before gasping and slapping his hands over his mouth and nose. Shitshithshit! Now he just breathed it in too! He groaned and bit his lip at his own stupidity. He sagged against the door, watching the cow brat with a cautious eye. Waiting for the strange mist to settle before doing anything.
The kid looked uncomfortable, which, Skull supposed, was understandable. They were locked in a closet with an unknown substance planted by Reborn. Skull would be freaked if the guy looked right at home in this situation.
Then the kid flushed, and Skull felt a strange warmth spread under his leather body suit as well. He was pretty used to extreme temperatures, but he supposed it was kinda stuffy in here.... He sighed and ran a hand through his purple locks, idly pulling at his collar to try and bring some air into the leather.
Lambo, quite thoroughly being affected by the gas now, found his eyes snapping to attention