SELF-INSERT OF LULZ CHALLANGE!

[stfu_pedochan]

SO. THE CHALLANGE HERE IS TO WRITE THE MOST LULZY SELF-INSERT FIC EVER

DOESN'T HAVE TO BE YOUR REALNAME/ONLINE HANDLE/ECT. THE PROTAGONIST JUST HAS TO BE BASED OFF OF YOU AND DO THINGS AS YOU WOULD ICLY IN THE KHR VERSE

YOU CAN BE PART OF THE MAFIA/WORLD/ECT OR YOU CAN TAKE THE 'ZOMG I HAS BEEN TRANSPORTED *u*' ROUTE.

NO MATTER WHAT, STAY IC TO YOURSELF.

Things that get you bonus points:
Being in a mafia family already established ( ESPECIALLY TOMASO )
Meeting any already established families (e.x. Varia, Milliefiore, Tomaso, Shimon. Same for organizations mentioned. )
Including as many OCs as you can!
SLASH. MEANING, THE GENDER YOU PICK, YOU MUST END UP DOING SOMETHING WITH A CHARACTER OF THAT SAME GENDER TYPE OF SLASH
IC reactions to your IC reactions
ALSO, CROSSOVERS. YES PLZ

The lulziest fic wins.

THE PRIZE?

ASIDE FROM THE DEEP SENSE OF SELF FUFILMENT AND NERDERY? fuck idk man

CONTESTANTS SO FAR:
BUS ( Fic )
TACO ( fic )
EPIC ( fic)
TATOR (fic )
Gin (fic )
Rebby (Fic )
Chaer ( RP log right? )
Ray ( Fic )
Kat ( Fic )

EDIT: IF YOU WANT TO DO A PIC/RP LOG, THAT WORKS FINE AS WELL. I CAN MAKE A SPECIAL PLACE TO RP YOURSELF

LINKING STORIES IS ACCEPTABLE, JUST ASK FIRST

if you're gonna go it, please comment with your name and what you'll do~

deadline will be decided when there are enough people