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stfu_navi

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Jan 13, 2010 22:35

First things first: this is not my house, these are not my clothes, this is not my wife and I am not insane ( Read more... )

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weaponsparked January 14 2010, 03:52:21 UTC

... I'm sorry, the what police department?

stfu_navi January 14 2010, 03:55:14 UTC

The Mushroom Kingdom. Who am I speaking to?

weaponsparked January 14 2010, 03:57:46 UTC

[... someone who has just dissolved in laughter.]

I--Are you serious? You can't be serious. The Mushroom... [and he's off laughing again.]

stfu_navi January 14 2010, 04:00:23 UTC

If this is a joke, I'm not laughing.

I want answers. Now.

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otherpokederp January 14 2010, 03:57:58 UTC

P-Police Chief Link? [muttered] Just like Red...

stfu_navi January 14 2010, 03:59:45 UTC

That's what I said, yes. Who is this?

otherpokederp January 14 2010, 04:02:58 UTC

Oh, my name is Leaf! I worked at the Center.

Um... we're stuck in a town called Mayfield. I don't really know much about it yet, except for the fact that it's not anywhere near the Mushroom Kingdom.

stfu_navi January 14 2010, 04:05:01 UTC

The Center, huh? You guys lost that kid lately, didn't you?

...Mayfield? Never heard of it. How did we get here?

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healforscience January 14 2010, 04:41:01 UTC

...Vhat is a Mushroom Kingdom?

stfu_navi January 14 2010, 04:50:42 UTC

It's a kingdom.

What else would it be.

healforscience January 14 2010, 05:23:46 UTC

[Snerk.]

If you say so. I 'ave never heard of it.

stfu_navi January 14 2010, 16:22:06 UTC

Strange... I must be farther from home than I expected. Hmph.

rivalism January 14 2010, 04:49:55 UTC

You claim to be a hero.

stfu_navi January 14 2010, 04:53:22 UTC

I was joking. I'm not a hero. Used to be, but those days are long gone.

rivalism January 14 2010, 05:01:11 UTC

Do you honestly believe that I would be satisfied with that answer?

I know that no man would ever give up his place as most powerful!

stfu_navi January 14 2010, 05:03:11 UTC

What in the hell are you talking about?

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hurtjustalittle January 14 2010, 05:23:20 UTC

[Remember the smiling little girl from those family photos? Well, here she is now, stomping her way into the house and walking straight past Link without a glance.]

Drone. I left my homework in my bag, which is in the living room. Have it done by morning.

stfu_navi January 14 2010, 16:23:14 UTC

...Would you like to run that by me one more time?

hurtjustalittle January 14 2010, 20:11:31 UTC

It's mostly math. You can do math, right? I'm not overloading your tiny, pathetic excuse for a brain?

stfu_navi January 14 2010, 22:13:46 UTC

Either you have the wrong man, or you're making a very serious mistake.

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