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Sometimes you just happen to live past your relevancy. That's what's happening to me. I'm the consummate smoker. I've always liked smoking. I still like smoking. Yeah. Your lungs revolt and hate you and you stink. And you die early. And everyone else acts superior because they think they don't stink. Well, they're partially right; they don't stink of cigarettes. They stink of soulessness.
Where was I?
Ah yes! Consummate smoker. Always want to smoke. But I'm in the process of quiting. And it...fucking...sucks. I want to peel off my skin to access my insides so I can throw them away, I don't want them anymore. Because they're trying to get out. They're trying to escape through my eyes to get at cigarettes. They're vicious. Those fuckers.
Yeah. Even with the medicine, quitting smoking is absolute shit.
Which reminds me! Scienticians say that smoking/nicotine is as addictive as heroin and cocaine and can be just as hard to quit. That's amazing, I say. But quitting smoking has an advantage: you don't randomly lose control of your bowels. Trust me; it's the same when you quit Vicodin after a prolonged period of use. Fun times.
Where was I?
Ah yes! Consummate smoker. Always want to smoke. But I'm in the process of quiting. And it...fucking...sucks. I want to peel off my skin to access my insides so I can throw them away, I don't want them anymore. Because they're trying to get out. They're trying to escape through my eyes to get at cigarettes. They're vicious. Those fuckers.
Yeah. Even with the medicine, quitting smoking is absolute shit.
Which reminds me! Scienticians say that smoking/nicotine is as addictive as heroin and cocaine and can be just as hard to quit. That's amazing, I say. But quitting smoking has an advantage: you don't randomly lose control of your bowels. Trust me; it's the same when you quit Vicodin after a prolonged period of use. Fun times.