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Good weekend. Good month for that matter. Brandon still has no job, so I have to pay all the rent, but somehow he manages to have enough money to buy gravy fries every night at nectars. I have learned a lot this month. One of the most important things I have learned is my overwhelming desire to improve my own life, added to my fear of getting old, and you knew something was going to happen. I have invested in human growth hormones. As it turns out, by the time you hit 20, the human growth hormones produced in the brain literally are cut in half. This is what onsets the aging process. By supplying my body with human growth hormones externally, that will balance the amount that my stupid brain is not producing, and thus, I will not age any further. Its expensive as hell, but when I am 40, and still look like I do today, you will be so jealous. To me, that is worth more than any lamborghini, or fancy running shoes i could otherwise be wasting my money on. I have also invested in estrogen blockers, to prevent bitch tits. Andy, that dude I work with who is cool came over the other night and partied with me, brandon, and leah. It was funny. We conivinced him to wear dogpiles, and the minute he put them on, my cool new neighbors with big boobs were up in my apartment trying to molest him. I got a good laugh out of it, and so did he. A couple of nights ago a bunch of people came over to drink, including carly and T bone. It was insane. There was beer spraying and spilling everywhere to the point where people were playing slip and slide in my kitchen. All the beer i bought got drank, which isnt a big deal to sober steve, but drunk steve got very angry, and drunk seven tried to kill drunk steve. It was scary! This weekend should be pretty cool. We will see.
**UPDATE**
Against Me! Sucks. I hate them a lot.
**UPDATE**
Against Me! Sucks. I hate them a lot.