Unlocked repost.
So, before the epic hockey game of doom started, my bro S. said that his daughter (little S for the sake of clarity) always wants to sing the anthem before the hockey games. So he was gonna get her to sing it, but then she got shy, and whatever, the point was she wasn't going to sing (this is a backyard game, just before you think that we're having an 8 yo belt it out for a crowd, LOL! Anyways, my brothers decided that they should sing the anthem. Loudly, and with FEELING. 'Cept they were kinda drunk. And kinda don't know the words. So this is what they came up with in their attempts to think on their feet. Sung (somewhat) to the tune of O Canada. They start out okay, but it... umm... quickly goes downhill. They added extra verses, and then the French part.... I didn't even know how to spell what they did to the French part. Longest anthem I've ever heard.
O Canada
Our home and native land
True patriot love!
And a..... beer for the guy in the back!
And.. on our guards... we.... see the Queen!
And all her... Corgis and... Hats and stuff!
*long moments of "um"ing*
*to a completely different tune* From Alberta oilfields to Vancouver Island (P: "Wait! Shit, no, that's This Land Is You Land!")
Ummm... Oh yeah! From sea to sea,
O Canada, the home of... SCTV!
(S: "This part's always in French! We gotta sing it in French.")
Terre de pommes fruites!
Dans le salle de bains!
Hooov-rear the port!
And fleurons glorious!
Avec cannonballs
and le maple syrup,
the Leafs beat the shit out of le Sens!
But that's okay 'cuz the fucking leafs
will blow the Cup anyways!!
Fuck - - - I don't remember my grade nine French!
Avec le auto-bus, dans ma regarde,
Jean Cretien! And that fuckin' prick Bouchard!
God keep our land,
Something, something, Queen!
Bob and Doug MacKenzie, and two-fours
and toques and bush parties!
Snowmobiles.... and... shi - I mean stuff!
And... something about beavers.
Caledonia's all fucked up
'cuz of Champlain and fuckin' smallpox,
Don Cherry... and... Stompin' Tom!
And... Cassie Campbell's tits!
O Canada! We - uh - we fucking hate the Mulroneys!
O Canada! We hunted beavers for the QUEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!
It was pretty epic. Canadian anthem lulz for the win! XD
O Canada
Our home and native land
True patriot love!
And a..... beer for the guy in the back!
And.. on our guards... we.... see the Queen!
And all her... Corgis and... Hats and stuff!
*long moments of "um"ing*
*to a completely different tune* From Alberta oilfields to Vancouver Island (P: "Wait! Shit, no, that's This Land Is You Land!")
Ummm... Oh yeah! From sea to sea,
O Canada, the home of... SCTV!
(S: "This part's always in French! We gotta sing it in French.")
Terre de pommes fruites!
Dans le salle de bains!
Hooov-rear the port!
And fleurons glorious!
Avec cannonballs
and le maple syrup,
the Leafs beat the shit out of le Sens!
But that's okay 'cuz the fucking leafs
will blow the Cup anyways!!
Fuck - - - I don't remember my grade nine French!
Avec le auto-bus, dans ma regarde,
Jean Cretien! And that fuckin' prick Bouchard!
God keep our land,
Something, something, Queen!
Bob and Doug MacKenzie, and two-fours
and toques and bush parties!
Snowmobiles.... and... shi - I mean stuff!
And... something about beavers.
Caledonia's all fucked up
'cuz of Champlain and fuckin' smallpox,
Don Cherry... and... Stompin' Tom!
And... Cassie Campbell's tits!
O Canada! We - uh - we fucking hate the Mulroneys!
O Canada! We hunted beavers for the QUEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!!!
It was pretty epic. Canadian anthem lulz for the win! XD