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Dear coyotes/coy-dogs/whatever-else-has-been-howling-at-the-bloody-Harvest-moon-all-week:
We are the only posted no-hunt property, not to mention the only FARM with bush land still standing between you and the frightening clusters of Urban Sprawl spread out all around us. We are your last refuge.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO PISS US OFF.
SHUT. UP.
I want to sleeeeeeeeeep now. *grumps at them*
Love,
The farmer's daughter.
We are the only posted no-hunt property, not to mention the only FARM with bush land still standing between you and the frightening clusters of Urban Sprawl spread out all around us. We are your last refuge.
YOU DO NOT WANT TO PISS US OFF.
SHUT. UP.
I want to sleeeeeeeeeep now. *grumps at them*
Love,
The farmer's daughter.