I went downstairs to have a cigarette just to find an empty pack where that had been half a pack. My father in law smoked them all.

Lovely.

Tonight, I'm crawling into my onesie pajamas (with the butt-flap and all) and going to the liquor store. Me and some of my girlfriends are having a wine night. In our most classy get-ups. No big deal! I probably ( Read more... )