Here's your sign

[stephenjoseph]

Overhead yesterday in the office:

IMPORTANT FEMALE ATTORNEY
My dog ate my blackberry.

DUMB IT PERSON
Why was the dog in your office?

IFA
I didn't say that. The dog ate my blackberry at home. Why would you ask that

DITP
I didn't know if it was a seeing-eye dog.

IFA
How could I use my blackberry if I was blind

(At this point, I lost it)