More proof that I am never wrong:
Not even when it comes to my asinine theories. Point and case: My long-standing theory that Cancers can't get cancer.
For a long time I've claimed that being a Cancer makes me immune to cancer basically on the premise that "we don't turn on our own." And according to this article, my theory may be scientific fact. Yeah, I rule. Check this shit:
"Their study of brain cancer patients and cancer-free adults the same age found that the risk of developing the disease appeared highest for people born in January or February and lowest for those born in July or August."
Looks like we're safe, Kara. The rest of you, good luck with your chemo, suckers! Heh heh. I am the smartest man alive!
Oh, and this also adds some credence to my other theory that I am invincible. I'm pretty sure that that theory will one day be proven as fact too.
For a long time I've claimed that being a Cancer makes me immune to cancer basically on the premise that "we don't turn on our own." And according to this article, my theory may be scientific fact. Yeah, I rule. Check this shit:
"Their study of brain cancer patients and cancer-free adults the same age found that the risk of developing the disease appeared highest for people born in January or February and lowest for those born in July or August."
Looks like we're safe, Kara. The rest of you, good luck with your chemo, suckers! Heh heh. I am the smartest man alive!
Oh, and this also adds some credence to my other theory that I am invincible. I'm pretty sure that that theory will one day be proven as fact too.