On the lighter side,
Phebe’s come up with code words we use while discussing T-stuff when the children or other people are around and might overhear something we don’t want them to.
Think of the GLBT:
B = Bacon
G = Guacamole
L = Lettuce
T = Tomato
We don’t use them too much (otherwise the kids would pick up on something), but we thought it was funny.