Here’s a suggestion. Never let my mind run COMPLETELY rampant around parodizing YA novels. Because this sort of shit happens:
( And it is glorious. )

First of all, never release me near MSPaint when I'm half asleep, or this sort of stupid shit may happen:


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It went a little something like this.

Cynthia: So are we going to battle or not?
Me: Yeah, sure.
Cynthia: Every time I'm about to get in a battle my KOKORO GOES DOKI DOKI-
Me: It's called cardiac arrhythmia. You should probably have that looked at.
Cynthia: Oh and my pokemon appear to be radiating happiness. THEY FEEL G...O...O...D.... WHAT ARE ( Read more... )

I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hara-kiri Rock. I need scissors. SIXTY ONE!

«Kera» oh my, cleavage
·StellarWind· ...
·StellarWind· This is how much of a geek I am.
·StellarWind· I read 'cleavage' and I wonder following/before which amino acid.

Too many proteases on me. Yup.

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Happy arrival at a completely arbitrary point along the planet's orbit, folks ( Read more... )

Pundora's Box has been opened, and has been steadily projecting moar and more terrible puns for a few days ( Read more... )

And though he has faded from belief by many, there is still one they all expect. In their tongue, he is Santakiin, Reindeerborn!


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