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I was looking through the challenge prompts of abouttwoboys (write a story based on a romantic comedy movie) and stumbled over the prompt Wedding Crashers. Which nobody has claimed, I don't know why. Because my brain immediately started thinking about it.
Chris and Jensen decide to crash the wedding of Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray. Chris wants to hook them up with the bride's two sisters (and in his case even succeeds), but there's also Jared, best friend and best man of the groom. Thanks to instant mutual attraction Jared and Jensen have one of the best fucks Jensen's ever had in one of the upstairs bathrooms, and Jensen hasn't been with men in a while, just liked women better lately, but, oh, Jared could surely change that. Unfortunately Jared vanishes right after and is nowhere to be found, but Chris found out that the family, along with close friends, is going on vacation soon, so Jensen begs Chris to sneak in there, and even pretends to be interested in the second sister of the bride after all. Of course when they get to the vacation place, Jensen finds out that Jared already has a fiancée (Sandy), which would explain the sudden disappearance at the party. While Chris is happily sleeping with the first sister and can't be convinced to leave so Jensen can feel sorry for himself in peace, Jensen and Jared keep running into each other in the big (but apparently not big enough) mansion and having sex. Nevertheless, Jared is still set on marrying Sandy, especially after a heated argument where it becomes clear that Jared thinks marrying a nice girl is what he has to do (and he loves Sandy, in a way), and that he thinks Jensen is only sticking around for the sex anyway. But in fact Jensen has already fallen in love with him, and after some wallowing in self-pity back at home and trying to crash weddings alone (since Chris is still happily sleeping with the first sister), he finally pulls his head out of his ass and drives to Jared's wedding. Then we have a big declaration of love from Jensen from the back of the church (banging of church doors included), and the shocked guests watch in horror as Jared runs down the aisle to tell him that he's crazy and such a freak, and Jensen says that it was the only way he could think of to make Jared listen and believe it, before Jared takes Jensen's face in his hands and kisses him, and they run away from the hell breaking loose around them. And then there's an epilogue where they have some more sex. Because yes.
Now if only I had time to write.
Hey, for the German Supernatural watchers (and I mean Supernatural watchers who are German, not necessarily that you're watching the German Supernatural), want to hear something funny? According to wikipedia, the first five episode titles of season 2 are out.
Während ich starb… (In My Time Of Dying; literally: "While I was dying...")*
Alle lieben Clowns (Everybody Loves a Clown; literally: "Everybody loves clowns")
Blutrausch (Bloodlust; literally "Bloodlust")
Spiel nicht mit toten Dingen (Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things; literally: "Don't play with dead things")
Simon hat gesagt… (Simon Said; literally: "Simon said")
Mörderburg (No Exit; literally "Murderer's castle", and the dumbest episode title I ever heard)
* I still find it funny how the popular acronym for that episode "IMTOD", if read in German, could be considered "Im Tod", meaning "in death".
By the way, German tv has the startling ability to recap a whole episode in just three sentences or a 30 seconds preview clip and rob you of the chance to find out the MotW of next week by yourself. Congratulations.
Also, talking about Supernatural and wikipedia, a while ago on the German wikipedia page I deleted a supporting character/actor (of one of the upcoming 3rd season episodes) from "recurring characters", both because it was a spoiler, and because, well, it didn't belong under "recurring characters". Much like Sarah Blake of season 1, for example, wouldn't. Now someone brought it up in the discussion post again (like "did you know that [spoiler]?") and someone else said that it had been in the main post, but got deleted. I'm wondering if I should speak up there, too, and say that I deleted it and why.
Chris and Jensen decide to crash the wedding of Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray. Chris wants to hook them up with the bride's two sisters (and in his case even succeeds), but there's also Jared, best friend and best man of the groom. Thanks to instant mutual attraction Jared and Jensen have one of the best fucks Jensen's ever had in one of the upstairs bathrooms, and Jensen hasn't been with men in a while, just liked women better lately, but, oh, Jared could surely change that. Unfortunately Jared vanishes right after and is nowhere to be found, but Chris found out that the family, along with close friends, is going on vacation soon, so Jensen begs Chris to sneak in there, and even pretends to be interested in the second sister of the bride after all. Of course when they get to the vacation place, Jensen finds out that Jared already has a fiancée (Sandy), which would explain the sudden disappearance at the party. While Chris is happily sleeping with the first sister and can't be convinced to leave so Jensen can feel sorry for himself in peace, Jensen and Jared keep running into each other in the big (but apparently not big enough) mansion and having sex. Nevertheless, Jared is still set on marrying Sandy, especially after a heated argument where it becomes clear that Jared thinks marrying a nice girl is what he has to do (and he loves Sandy, in a way), and that he thinks Jensen is only sticking around for the sex anyway. But in fact Jensen has already fallen in love with him, and after some wallowing in self-pity back at home and trying to crash weddings alone (since Chris is still happily sleeping with the first sister), he finally pulls his head out of his ass and drives to Jared's wedding. Then we have a big declaration of love from Jensen from the back of the church (banging of church doors included), and the shocked guests watch in horror as Jared runs down the aisle to tell him that he's crazy and such a freak, and Jensen says that it was the only way he could think of to make Jared listen and believe it, before Jared takes Jensen's face in his hands and kisses him, and they run away from the hell breaking loose around them. And then there's an epilogue where they have some more sex. Because yes.
Now if only I had time to write.
Hey, for the German Supernatural watchers (and I mean Supernatural watchers who are German, not necessarily that you're watching the German Supernatural), want to hear something funny? According to wikipedia, the first five episode titles of season 2 are out.
Während ich starb… (In My Time Of Dying; literally: "While I was dying...")*
Alle lieben Clowns (Everybody Loves a Clown; literally: "Everybody loves clowns")
Blutrausch (Bloodlust; literally "Bloodlust")
Spiel nicht mit toten Dingen (Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things; literally: "Don't play with dead things")
Simon hat gesagt… (Simon Said; literally: "Simon said")
Mörderburg (No Exit; literally "Murderer's castle", and the dumbest episode title I ever heard)
* I still find it funny how the popular acronym for that episode "IMTOD", if read in German, could be considered "Im Tod", meaning "in death".
By the way, German tv has the startling ability to recap a whole episode in just three sentences or a 30 seconds preview clip and rob you of the chance to find out the MotW of next week by yourself. Congratulations.
Also, talking about Supernatural and wikipedia, a while ago on the German wikipedia page I deleted a supporting character/actor (of one of the upcoming 3rd season episodes) from "recurring characters", both because it was a spoiler, and because, well, it didn't belong under "recurring characters". Much like Sarah Blake of season 1, for example, wouldn't. Now someone brought it up in the discussion post again (like "did you know that [spoiler]?") and someone else said that it had been in the main post, but got deleted. I'm wondering if I should speak up there, too, and say that I deleted it and why.