SaraH:  http://e-library.net/Sexual-Fun-And-Games-For-Christian-Couples__visit12839.html
Sarah: wtfh
Sarah: Postition 1: Missonary. Position 2: Cruxifiction
Olac: Position 3: Hello there, Choir boy

XD XD XD

Sarah: I've never dressed up for any movie/book premire. But I sort of want to for this one ( Read more... )

Sarah: eh *Name* wants to come over
Olac: sexy time!

Sarah: nah, tomorrow is sexy time
Sarah: now is sleepy time
Sarah: besides he gets out of work a little earler tomorrow
Olac: nah nah
Olac: SEXY TIME I SAY
Olac: HIT IT AND QUIT IT I SAY
Olac: !
Sarah: And so declared Lord Olac.
Sarah: And it was good.
Olac: exactly, go forth but do not multiply!

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Olac: hence the ":im not answering" part" plus if she's into Twilight god knows what else she's in to ( Read more... )

Funniest conversations tonight:

Me: (Talking about Cancer) My great-grandmother lost both her breasts...
James: Where did they go?

Me: The sex gods hate me
Olac: you probably angered them in some way
Me: Do they want me to sacrifice a virgin or something?

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Thank you all for being in my life. You helped me get through another year : ) I love you. With all sincerity. Even though I'm a bitch at times.

Now what you're all wondering:

I got:

A lot of art supplies, two scarfs, perfume, a gift card to Ulta, a gift card to walmart, a Wii, an electric toothbrush, Roxanne, and some money.  <- Family

A Hundred ( Read more... )