In my diary. Beware.

Name: Yama
Species: Smurf
Height: Three apples

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Name: Christine
Species: Smurf
Rank: Smurf leader
Height: One pear

THIS IS CALLED RETRIBUTION.

The thing about being twenty-one is that I should be able to watch a movie about ghosts, a movie about zombies and play a game about zombies all in one weekend without suffering any repercussions right?

WRONG. HOMG. So, so wrong.

The past two or three nights, I've been having one stupid nightmare after another and when I say stupid, I mean stupid ( Read more... )

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This is ridiculous. Did I....just search and click on this of my own accord?

ON REPEAT FOR THE FIFTH FUCKING TIME FUCKFUCKFUCK.

MIA.

WHY THE FUCK ARE WE BOTH AWAKE AT 4.23AM.

EDIT:Stefanie // coincidental murder with nothing to show. says ( Read more... )

SAB!

I'm going to kill you, you know!

( You + Christine = )

( I was not looking for arty-farty love. )

( Think good, think hard. )

Over dinner, Jasmine keeps saying, "Want my porn, Christine? Porn? Take my porn, come on." It takes me three tries before I get it: it's prawn, not porn aslfjp;lsdjl since when did I get so perverted ( Read more... )

PETITION FOR CHRISTINE TO GET A FACEBOOK GOES HERE.

The purpose of getting a Facebook

1. Tag pictures.
2. Tag pictures accurately. (So there is one Christine Cai and not, "christine cai", "christin cai" and "Christine cai" - just WHAT is with all these variations. D:)
3. Cryptic messaging. (e.g. "Esther is doing....STUFF.")
4. Effective serenade.

Comp died! :O

Using my mother's nao, ppl please don't post ghey porn or my mother will really believe I am gay.