Santa baby...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In September I punched mjryan in the arm (-10 points). In October I pulled skfatal's hair (-5 points). In August I gave sukieann a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). In July I stole yanata's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (705 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
StefSoleil
See, I am a good girl, why won't anyone believe me? But what the hell am I supposed to do with a shiny red ball?