Jan 14, 2008 21:44
So after work this evening I was smoking some delicious weed with Frank and Beth(my new facebook friend.. I'm queer, but I have one of these so you already knew that). And I was saying that I like my facebook picture because it looks like me and JIll and attached at the hair. And then I thought what if that really happened and when they cut the hair apart it grew back together? That would take a lot of shampoo and conditioner if it just kept growing no matter ho far apart you walked. It would be like magic hair or some shit. Then I come back to my house and I hear whining when I turn on the light and go upstairs and I was worried that there was some stray outside the door, but then it sounded like it was coming from the closet and when I got closer I realized that there was a kennel in the basement and fucking SIMONNNNN!!!111!!1one!!!11 is here!!! He is my(pardon my grammar) most favoritest dog in the world. He's a super cute basset hound and I love how they bark. I hope he stays long.