BETTER JOB GET.
Got hired to work the post office at a nearby Shopper's Drug Mart. The pay is somewhat higher than my current job but it's still only part-time, so I'll likely try to work both. Moneymoneymoney!
ATHENA: They played the Timewarp on the radio while I was at work tonight so I danced around the deli like an idiot in your honor. You would have been SO proud.
Finally, I've noticed that while I serve substantially fewer customers at the deli than I did at Tim's, the proportion of moron customers is about the same. Some old bat started yelling at a three-year-old kid last night because he'd gotten in her way, babbling about how he should be sent to jail before he grows up to be a criminal or some such nonsense. His parents pulled him away in fear for his safety. I almost refused to serve her when she came over and ordered some salami, but contented myself with giving her the crappier stuff instead of what she wanted, which didn't matter anyway because she immediately opened the package, proceeded to stand there for five full minutes sniffing at the meat, then handed the package to some random floor worker, saying it was rotten, and walked away. Apparently she once tried to return yogurt packages that she'd bought two months before, complete with old receipt.
Also this gem:
Young guy with his friend: Hey, how much for potato wedges?
Me: Those are $.68 per hundred grams.
Guy: Aaaaaand... how much is that?
Me: *confused and caught off-guard* ... Pardon me?
Guy: How much does that total up to?
Me: ... I don't know yet.
Guy: *getting upset* What the hell are you talking about? H-O-W M-U-C-H W-I-L-L T-H-E T-O-T-A-L P-R-I-C-E B-E?
Me: Sir, they're priced by wieght. I can't tell you what the price will be until you tell me how much you want.
Guy: *pauses, then turns to his friend, who at this point is holding back laughter* Fuck this shit man, let's get outta here. I didn't want anything anyway.
Me: Have a good day! XD