Oct 28, 2006 06:41
Dear world: Please invite me to parties! I want to go to parties, I really do! Especially halloween parties! Also housewarming parties! All types of parties! Except political parties; they are exceedingly dull and full of suits.
If you do plan on inviting me to a party, however, I must insist that you give me more than a few hours' notice, since by then I've likely made and executed other plans.
On a related note, THE INTERNET, AND MSN IN PARTICULAR, IS NOT A RELIABLE WAY OF GETTING AHOLD OF ME IN ORDER TO INVITE ME TO A PARTY. I am looking at YOU, Rufus. I have both a land and cell phone(though admittedly my cell has been dead for a while, it is now functioning again), and neither of these numbers should be difficult to obtain, if not from me directly then from Brent or Matt or Eric or Jon or any one of my friends. I also don't check my email every day, but I always do at least a few times per week so if you send me a note say... a week or so beforehand there should be no problem.
Failure to act on this information will most likely result in great disappointment for both myself and the inviter.
And so another halloween finds me costumeless. I wanted to dress up this year, I really did. I had everything planned out and it was so simple and easy and cheap but goddammit everything got in my way. A spat of unemployment, a meager first paycheque from my new job and a mound of overdue bills and rent from said spat of unemployment all conspired to leave me with TEN WHOLE DOLLARS to my name, which is just enough to bus me to work and back until my next paycheque. In short, I can't afford to go out this halloween, much less go out in costume. :( *cuts self*