Octoberin
Guess today is perfect. Pleasant atmosphere and all that. October in Michigan is many things, but I don't think I would ever call it "pleasant".... October in South Carolina is just that.
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I'm trying to ignore the fact that I have to go to work soon. My job is pretty okay, but it takes me away from the 3 F's. Family, Fun and Faith. What a bitch.
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But seriously, my job is a crack-up. I'm at this fancy health food store (like where clientele is more rich-and-republican than natural-and-liberal) working in the "wellness" section, which means, like, pills. Since I'm helping people find treatments for what ails 'em, perfect strangers HAVE to tell me "very personal" things within the first few seconds of meeting them.
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Most people are constipated, and colon cleanses are REALLY popular.
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I have 3 beverages right now. Can anyone guess what they are?
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I'm trying to ignore the fact that I have to go to work soon. My job is pretty okay, but it takes me away from the 3 F's. Family, Fun and Faith. What a bitch.
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But seriously, my job is a crack-up. I'm at this fancy health food store (like where clientele is more rich-and-republican than natural-and-liberal) working in the "wellness" section, which means, like, pills. Since I'm helping people find treatments for what ails 'em, perfect strangers HAVE to tell me "very personal" things within the first few seconds of meeting them.
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Most people are constipated, and colon cleanses are REALLY popular.
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I have 3 beverages right now. Can anyone guess what they are?