Order 279 [[Accidental Voice Post]]

[steeldame]

[Distressed Girly Shriek.]

[Door being slammed open.]

AAAAAAAALUCARD!!

What are you doing to my butler, idiot?!

(ooc; Pink is Grell Bastien =D).

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[deathbutler]

[someone is flailing around with a rather upset flush here, ma'am]

SIR, I'M SO SORRY, I'LL- I'LL APOLOGIZE THROUGH MY DEATH-

[steeldame]

[OBVIOUSLY ANGRY HER HUSBAND IS CHEATING HER WITH THE BUTLER. Hasn't looked in the Network to know is a curse.]

SHUT UP! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!

[deathbutler]

[stuttering over himself, prostrating and clutching at his mouth in horror- though really, that's an act. IT WAS HOT TO GRELL OKAY]

SIR I WOULD NEVER- I NEVER WOULD-

I DIDN'T EVEN THINK TO DO IT- IT JUST HAPPENED-

[steeldame]

[NEVER LET HER KNOW THAT OKAY. She stares at him, collecting her anger and trying to resist the urge to shoot them both.]

ENOUGH.

What happened?

[deathbutler]

[No never, that's his little secret to think about at night, okay?]

Th- Th- Th- Th-

[Distresssssssss]

THE MISTLETOE, SIR- THE MINUTE I WAS UNDER IT I JUST DID IT-

[steeldame]

[Good boy. Because William got nothing on strictness once Integra's properly angry.]

The mistletoe.

[She looks up. Alucard also told her the same story. Her anger bottled up in the same icy 'I'm above you' attitude she keeps after the flare fades. She inspects the weed with distaste.]

Someone trim that out my sight.

[deathbutler]

[Iyaaaaaah William~~~]

I- It grows baaaaaack, sir-

[steeldame]

[Adjusts glasses.]

Then look for every bloody spot in the flat that has mistletoe hanging and list them. We need to make certain there are no more misunderstandings in this household. Is that clear, Bastien?

[deathbutler]

Y- Y- Y- Y-

[Stumbles up, trips, falls]

RIGHT AWAY SIR!

[steeldame]

[Facepalm]

Remember to pull yourself up before leaving.

[deathbutler]

[stumbles out, but, really it is more like a scramble]

[steeldame]

[At least he's not crawling on the ground.]

I expect your report in less than a hour. I will remain here as it's unsafe to walk to my office.

[deathbutler]

[Pauses, shaking in nervousness and fear, stuttering to push his eyeglasses back on his face]

Y- Yes, sir- I'll- I'll bring dinner, or tea- Whatever you want-

[steeldame]

I am in the kitchen for God's sake. You would make me tea once you return from your mission.

[Dismisses and is about to shut the door]

Go and do your task quickly.

[deathbutler]

Well, I mean- I mean- A proper table, and cloth-

[Stutttttters, but gives it up and just scampers off]

[steeldame]

[Watches him leave and closes the door. Alucard is getting too affectionate and Integra is protecting Bastien's chastity.]