Finally a modicum of peace and quiet. Enduring the bloodlust is one thing, however bearing Horace's incessant chatter is something I am not willing to tolerate ( Read more... )

[And so Integra awakes in a cold corridor, a floor below hers, still clothed in her pyjamas.]

...oh Hell. These are certainly not my quarters or my bed.

[Flicks of a lighter, puffs. Of course, she carries a cigar and light even in her bedclothes!]

How did I get down here? If this isn't part of a curse, heads will roll for this outrage. [A ( Read more... )

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Thank you for your help, Megumi, I am no longer under the weather. A timely recovery to celebrate in this lovely evening. What a better way to spend tonight but in company of our old friends from Millennium, Hellsing? It's lamentable that my old chap Maxwell has left us so long ago. He would have been a guest of honour in this jolly gathering. His ( Read more... )

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...Oh, bloody Hell.

ALUCARD!! Put some clothes on, git!

(ooc; This scenario MIGHT happen. Fanart is NWS).

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It appears I have been spared from this lunacy unlike several of my loved ones. I trust D, Walter and Captain Bernadotte are faring well today. Hm. You should aid Miss Lang, D, if you no longer feel compelled to embrace everything at your reach. I will not tolerate damage in my property, curse or not. I prefer to end the peaceful day without ( Read more... )

Alucard isn't being a good servant. He doesn't follow his Master's bidding anymore. Perhaps it is time to try new subordinates to attend all my demands and needs. But first... I think I cut myself again, Seras. It isn't my finger this time. How careless I am today. Lick the wound before it gets infected.

That's an order, Police Girl.

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