Order 277 [[Accidental Video Post]]
How long until midnight, Count? I am feeling stiff in this position. This is rubbish. Why would they give me a cigar I can't smoke? Alucard? Alucard are you listening?!
[Off screen voice]
I'm a little stiff myself, Integral. . once midnight passes, you can cure it. Wear this for now.
Be quiet, git! You are enjoying yourself, aren't you? Wear what precisely? I hadn't know I was given a wardrobe change. My clothes and limbs appear to be attached in the same manner. Besides do you intent to do play doll house and dress me up all-- Alucard... what...Bloody Hell, where did get that from?
Don't dare to touch--!!
[Throaty masculine laughter]
[Transmission lost. Static...]
[Transmission renewed.]
You do realise that when I return to normal, you would be sent to sleep in the coffin for the next couple of months unless you think a good way to compensate this offence. Hm. Was the hellhound necessary? Truthfully?