Order 226 [[ Accidental Voice Post + Open Comment Log]]

[steeldame]

[Click, footsteps, rattling chains.]

Thank fucking God, if I had to sit through one more minute of that Jesus shit I'd of phoned Doc to flip the switch again.

Unless you are looking forward become my family's own Paschal Candle for this season, Valentine, you better keep your mouth shut until this curse is over. I gave you enough warnings

Comments

[favored_son]

... Mummy?

Italics are audio

[steeldame]

Bloody hell, Valentine! My son better not learn any new word from your colourful vocabulary!

What is it, Dante?

[favored_son]

Where did you go? Is that man one of the soldiers? He talks like them.

[steeldame]

I went to the Church to pray, Dante. And this man isn't one of my men. They have better sense than talking like this to my face.

[stokerwasahack]

An unwelcome companion, I take it?

[steeldame]

My patience runs thin.

[stokerwasahack]

My sympathies, Sir Hellsing.

[steeldame]

Don't bother. He's an annoyance at any rate. It could have been worse. The Major, for example.

[browning_baby]

You know, if you kick him really hard, he might stop cussing so much... Ooooor, he'd just cuss more.

[steeldame]

Cursed, Anita?

If he has his tongue removed, he shouldn't worry about using crass language again.

[dresden4hire]

Wow, I don't envy you at all.

[steeldame]

I would like to give the benefit of doubt in standards even here and assume very handful would envy my "good" fortune.

[dresden4hire]

Bad enough being handcuffed to someone like that, doubly so when it's personal.

[steeldame]

It is Easter, I am attempting to ignore his presence the best I can. It wouldn't be Christian to sheed his blood in this day.

[hercount]

Orders, Master?

[steeldame]

Fetch me something for my migraine.

[hercount]

Yes, Integral.

After, I could rip off his hand and see if that breaks the curse?

[steeldame]

Whyfor? He will complain and curse louder.