Well well, looks like someone had fun last night. Very cute. I'd almost be impressed except for the part where there's no way you're going to get away with it. So either go ahead and own up to it or I'll start doing a little detective work.

[Backdated, in response to the doctor's office being vandalized.]

Well well, looks like we're all getting to know each other. Ain't that sweet? Myself, I'm not much for the touchy feely so I'll get right to the point. I'm Spike, I'll be your security guard for this evening, and our special of the day is discipline with a side of pain. So you all be good little boys and girls now, and you won't be seeing much of ( Read more... )

[There's a loud clattering noise, as this level 2 patient throws his lunch - food, utensils and all - against the nearest wall. Clearly someone is unhappy with the local cuisine. At least he's stopped his door kicking.]What the bloody hell is this shit? Don't you people do your homework? Vampire. Blood. They go together, like peanut butter and ( Read more... )

[There is a loud, repeated thumping noise; specifically that of an angry vampire trying to kick down the door to his cell and clearly not being deterred by the fact that it is not working. He’s also shouting.]Already played this game, boys. And if you try and put another bloody chip in my head I will rip your damn throats out! Oi, I’m talking to ( Read more... )