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Once in a while I'll get a hankering to do something productive, like learn how to reupholster furniture, change the oil on my car or tole paint. Usually these feelings pass quicker than three sunny side-up eggs and a rasher of bacon from Denny's. (What the heck is a rasher* of bacon? I must google this.) But once in a while the urge just won't go away, so behold, I give you "Steamraise-isms" -- thoughts I've had on life, love, handbags, and people that piss me off. Okay, you got me... mostly the latter. I don't imagine I'll have too much to say on a daily basis, but I've already got a couple brewing right now, so let's go!
1. Never trust a man that has willingly lifted his pick-up truck. Seriously folks, I mean this! I would explain, but you can just take my word for it.
2. A humorous and timely drug reference is appreciated by all, regardless of class or education. When Rich's secretary was showing her new condo to us, her realtor mentioned that if you opened the windows there was perfect airflow throughout the unit. I couldn't help but comment, "That'll certainly help with the pot fumes." There was much chuckling, I swear! Meth references work just as well, and depending on your location in the ol' U. S. of A., sometimes BETTER.
That's it for now. I don't want my intellectual spring to run dry!
*For those wondering:
rash·er
n.
1. Never trust a man that has willingly lifted his pick-up truck. Seriously folks, I mean this! I would explain, but you can just take my word for it.
2. A humorous and timely drug reference is appreciated by all, regardless of class or education. When Rich's secretary was showing her new condo to us, her realtor mentioned that if you opened the windows there was perfect airflow throughout the unit. I couldn't help but comment, "That'll certainly help with the pot fumes." There was much chuckling, I swear! Meth references work just as well, and depending on your location in the ol' U. S. of A., sometimes BETTER.
That's it for now. I don't want my intellectual spring to run dry!
*For those wondering:
rash·er
n.
- A thin slice of fried or broiled bacon.
- A dish or an order of thin slices of fried or broiled bacon.
- A purplish eruption infecting the forearms or necks of Denny's short-order cooks.