I got the dumb.

[steampunkpirate]

Your IQ Is 110

Your Logical Intelligence is Below Average

Your Verbal Intelligence is Genius

Your Mathematical Intelligence is Exceptional

Your General Knowledge is Average
A Quick and Dirty IQ Test
Alright... this pisses me off. I don't care that I have a low score... so what? I'll admit that I've spent a lot of time in recent history trying to remember the plural form of "fruit." My brain has been festering. No big.

However, this quiz pisses me off because of the "Logical Intelligence: Below Average" score, because I know it's because of the following question:

Q: What is worth more a trunk full of nickels or a half trunk full of dimes?

* They are worth the same
* The half trunk full of dimes
* The trunk full of nickels

They are *NOT* worth the same, you plebs! A "trunk" is a measurement of volume, so the only way the two could be equal is if a nickel and a dime had the same mass. WHICH. THEY. DON'T! A friggin' three year old could tell you that a nickel is bigger than a dime, so if the value is twice as much and if the number of dimes in a "half-trunk" is greater than the number of nickels you could put in a "full-trunk", then the half-trunk of dimes are worth *more*.

Fuckwits.

Take the test if you care. Just don't tell me the results or I'll get pissed again.

In other news, I bought myself a new laptop. "That's right, Brandon... go to your happy place."