♏ THIEF: BE 8ORED AND ANNOY PEOPLE
[Voice]
Okay, I give up. Listen up whoever is in charge, you have beaten me completely!!!!!!!!
With boredom! This place is soooooooo fucking booooooooring!
For a supposedly place made of torture and paaaaaaain, there really isn't anything going on except being nagged by strange adult-human luses to go the grossery and pick up crapples. And in the grossery, you're not allowed to the throw all the shit they have there!!!!! What's the point of it all?
So I gotta know, what the fuck does anyone do for fun around here? Clearly you're all ignorant about FLARPING so that's totally struck off the list. And I mean real fun, like that human game where they run around on their lawns and hit each other with large mallets and balls! Who knew humans could be so barbaric??????
Tell me all of your ideas and I will be kind enough to listen and consider all of them!!!!!! Luck is really with you all today, isn't it? I'll even try to contain my laughter at any really shitty suggestions because today I'm feeling so charitable!!!!!!!!
[Action]
[Vriska is sitting on her driveway and drawing on it with chalk that she clearly just stole from the neighbor drone kids. Despite all of her claims of "BOREDOM!!!!!!!!" she actually seems pretty entertained by this. Her drawing is something like this]
Okay, I give up. Listen up whoever is in charge, you have beaten me completely!!!!!!!!
With boredom! This place is soooooooo fucking booooooooring!
For a supposedly place made of torture and paaaaaaain, there really isn't anything going on except being nagged by strange adult-human luses to go the grossery and pick up crapples. And in the grossery, you're not allowed to the throw all the shit they have there!!!!! What's the point of it all?
So I gotta know, what the fuck does anyone do for fun around here? Clearly you're all ignorant about FLARPING so that's totally struck off the list. And I mean real fun, like that human game where they run around on their lawns and hit each other with large mallets and balls! Who knew humans could be so barbaric??????
Tell me all of your ideas and I will be kind enough to listen and consider all of them!!!!!! Luck is really with you all today, isn't it? I'll even try to contain my laughter at any really shitty suggestions because today I'm feeling so charitable!!!!!!!!
[Action]
[Vriska is sitting on her driveway and drawing on it with chalk that she clearly just stole from the neighbor drone kids. Despite all of her claims of "BOREDOM!!!!!!!!" she actually seems pretty entertained by this. Her drawing is something like this]
