A NEW SONG-JOHN KERRY
I have been writing these songs since Feb. I have most of them on this site already, so the new ones are just that-just written. I hear a song and start trying to parody it. Driving around all day, on my job, with my fertile
brain on fire, I come up with these. Also, Sundays I go to Bojangles and have breakfast and usually can come up with a good OB poem. We know he's a B, but is he a HO? DEFEAT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA- BHO
57 WAYS TO HATE JOHN KERRY
KERRY'S MAIN PROBLEM IS HE VIEWS THINGS LIBERALLY
HEAVY ON EMOTION, NOT MUCH RATIONALITY
OF HIS RECKLESS WORDS HE TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY
I KNOW THERES 57 WAYS TO HATE JOHN KERRY
HE SAID STUDY HARD THE STUPID ONES GO TO IRAQ
THE VETS WHO SERVED WITH HIM SAID HE WAS NO GOOD
UNDER ATTACK
DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS DESTRUCTIVE LINE OF CRAP
HAS TO BE 57 WAYS TO HATE JOHN KERRY, 57 WAYS TO
HATE JOHN KERRY
IT'S THE SWIFT BOAT VETS-CHET
HE'S GOTTA A BIG HEAD-FRED
HIS LIES IN VIET NAM-MA'AM
NEVER SAID THEY WERE LIES
THE FAKE PURPLE HEARTS-ART
JUST A SCRATCH HE GOT
HE'S FOR THEN AGAINST-VINCE
WANTS NO BORDER FENCE
HIS WIFE ASKED WHY HE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT
TO END THE WAR AND BE A D.C. RESIDENT
HE SAID NO, I COULD APPOINT JUDGES AND MAKE MY
OWN ULTRA LIBERAL CABINET
THERES SURELY 57 WAYS TO HATE JOHN KERRY
TOO BAD TED KENNEDY ALWAYS OUTSHINES HIM
SAYS A LOT ABOUT JOHN, BUT SO MUCH MORE ABOUT THEM
WHY DO THEY VOTING THIS JACK-ASS BACK IN
THERE MUST BE 57 WAYS TO HATE JOHN KERRY
REPEAT CHORUS TWICE
I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO WRITE IT AGAIN.......................
Too bad about Bernie Mac, dead at 50. I liked his show. The best
Blomedy since Sanford & Son. I like Half & Half too. Mona rules! I
think she's a white girl trapped in a sistah's body. DD is hot too!!
SOME SAYINGS OF ST. CHAZ
ILLEGAL ALEINS: THE FIRST WORD SAYS IT ALL
LIBERALS THINK EVERYTHING CAN BE RECYCLED
BUT CONSERVATIVES KNOW SOMETIMES YOU HAVE
TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION- A DISCRIMINATORY ANTI-DISCRIMATORY LAW- COULD ONLY COME FROM THE MIND OF A LIBERAL.
I'D RATHER BE WATERBOARDING
mccain/ROMNEY '08
YOU HAVE TO KNOW A MANS NAME BEFROE YOU CAN DISLIKE HIM
MY FAVORITE PHRASE: ANYWAY..........
I'LL TYPE AT YOU LATER
brain on fire, I come up with these. Also, Sundays I go to Bojangles and have breakfast and usually can come up with a good OB poem. We know he's a B, but is he a HO? DEFEAT BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA- BHO
57 WAYS TO HATE JOHN KERRY
KERRY'S MAIN PROBLEM IS HE VIEWS THINGS LIBERALLY
HEAVY ON EMOTION, NOT MUCH RATIONALITY
OF HIS RECKLESS WORDS HE TAKES NO RESPONSIBILITY
I KNOW THERES 57 WAYS TO HATE JOHN KERRY
HE SAID STUDY HARD THE STUPID ONES GO TO IRAQ
THE VETS WHO SERVED WITH HIM SAID HE WAS NO GOOD
UNDER ATTACK
DO NOT LISTEN TO HIS DESTRUCTIVE LINE OF CRAP
HAS TO BE 57 WAYS TO HATE JOHN KERRY, 57 WAYS TO
HATE JOHN KERRY
IT'S THE SWIFT BOAT VETS-CHET
HE'S GOTTA A BIG HEAD-FRED
HIS LIES IN VIET NAM-MA'AM
NEVER SAID THEY WERE LIES
THE FAKE PURPLE HEARTS-ART
JUST A SCRATCH HE GOT
HE'S FOR THEN AGAINST-VINCE
WANTS NO BORDER FENCE
HIS WIFE ASKED WHY HE WANTS TO BE PRESIDENT
TO END THE WAR AND BE A D.C. RESIDENT
HE SAID NO, I COULD APPOINT JUDGES AND MAKE MY
OWN ULTRA LIBERAL CABINET
THERES SURELY 57 WAYS TO HATE JOHN KERRY
TOO BAD TED KENNEDY ALWAYS OUTSHINES HIM
SAYS A LOT ABOUT JOHN, BUT SO MUCH MORE ABOUT THEM
WHY DO THEY VOTING THIS JACK-ASS BACK IN
THERE MUST BE 57 WAYS TO HATE JOHN KERRY
REPEAT CHORUS TWICE
I JUST DIDN'T WANT TO WRITE IT AGAIN.......................
Too bad about Bernie Mac, dead at 50. I liked his show. The best
Blomedy since Sanford & Son. I like Half & Half too. Mona rules! I
think she's a white girl trapped in a sistah's body. DD is hot too!!
SOME SAYINGS OF ST. CHAZ
ILLEGAL ALEINS: THE FIRST WORD SAYS IT ALL
LIBERALS THINK EVERYTHING CAN BE RECYCLED
BUT CONSERVATIVES KNOW SOMETIMES YOU HAVE
TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH
AFFIRMATIVE ACTION- A DISCRIMINATORY ANTI-DISCRIMATORY LAW- COULD ONLY COME FROM THE MIND OF A LIBERAL.
I'D RATHER BE WATERBOARDING
mccain/ROMNEY '08
YOU HAVE TO KNOW A MANS NAME BEFROE YOU CAN DISLIKE HIM
MY FAVORITE PHRASE: ANYWAY..........
I'LL TYPE AT YOU LATER