AUGUST 6TH, WHAT HAPPENED?
I thought that I had posted my Bill Clinton song and some Barack poems,
but it seems I didn't. It may have been the Apollo 13......You don't think a
Clinton operative found out about them while snooping the intern and su-
pressed them do you? I will try it agin here. This is my favorite parody, the
reason for doing this. Anyway: I DIDN"T VOTE FOR BILL & two Barack poems.
PAULA JONES, GENNY FLOWERS, '93 THE TWIN TOWERS
ELIAN, ALGORE, USS COLE.
SELLING PARDONS, DIDN'T INHALE, MARK RICH-NO JAIL
MONICA, SOCKS THE CAT, LINDA TRIPP, ARAFAT
VERNON JORDAN, BLACK HAWK DOWN, APARTMENT NEAR GEORGETOWN
JANET RENO, WACO, PAINTED PLANES LIKE NATO
THE LIBERALS SHOWING WONDERMENT
THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT
I DIDN'T VOTE FOR BILL
AND YOU MAY THINK THAT'S SILLY OF ME
NO, I DIDN'T VOTE FOR BILL
AND THAT ALSO GOES FOR HILLARY
PRIMARY COLORS, OFFICE DESK, WHAT IS IS, DID NOT HAVE SEX
LINCOLN BEDROOM MISSING SILVER, DOT-COM BUST
SISTAH SOULJA, ROSS PEROT, SAXAPHONE, ARSENIO
SANDY BERGER, DEE DEE MEYERS, STEPHANOPOLUS
HILLARY, KATHLEEN WILLEY, RUBY RIDGE, HILLBILLY
WESLEY CLARK, ALBRIGHT, NEVER TRUSTED BY THE RIGHT
BOSNIA, MCDOUGAL ,RON BROWN'S FUNERAL
BROADDRICK, SLICK WILLIE, CIGARS, CHARLIE TREE
DON'T ASK, DON'T TEEL
I DON'T THINK THAT WENT TOO WELL
I DIN'T VOTE FOR BILL
HE WAS THERE EIGHT YEARS TOO LONG
NO, I DIDN'T VOTE FOR BILL
IF HE'S IN AGAIN WILL WE STILL BE STRONG
BIN LADEN, PERJURY, THE BOMBING OF OUR EMBASSY
TRAVELGATE, RWANDAN SLAUGHTER, CHINESE CASH, WHITEWATER
CATTLE FUTURES, GRAND JURY, A DOWNSIZED MILITARY
PEACE BENFIT, WELFARE REFORM, FLAN'S PARDON IS THE NORM
VINCE FOSTER'S SUICIDE, AFRICAN GENOCIDE
NAFTA, THE BLUE DRESS, A 1000 THINGS HE WON'T CONFESS
KEN STARR BOOK TOUR
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
THESE ARE THE CRIMES OF CLINTON
NEVER MENTIONED IN THE STORIES HE'S WRITTEN
MANY MORE COULD BE SUBMITTED
THANK GOD HE'S GONE OR IT WOULD GO ON & ON &ON.........
I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS SONG TO RUSH, SEAN, DR. SAVAGE
& LEVIN FOR ALL THE LESSONS LEARNED.
BECK=JR. HIGH (FUSION)
SEAN=HIGH SCHOOL (REPITITION)
RUSH=COLLEGE (MY MAN)
SAVAGE=GRAD SCHOOL (DON'T LISTEN UNTIL YOU CAN HANDLE IT)
THE HALF WHITE HOUSE
THE OVAL OFFICE WILL BE GETTING SOME NEW DRAPES
IN MICHELLE'S FAVORITE COLORS: SALMON AND GRAPE
THE BOWLING ALLEY WHERE HE ALWAYS COMES UP SHORT
IS BEING REMODELED AS A BASKETBALL COURT
HE'LL PUT PUTIN IN A LAKERS UNIFORM
AND A NEW EAST-WEST RIVALRY WILL BE BORN
HE CAN BE JORDAN, AMADINA JAD AS SHAQ
IT WON'T BE CLOSE, HE'S STILL HALF BLACK
AND DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER'S FAMOUS PUTTING GREEN
WILL HOLD THE BIGGEST BOOM-BOX THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN
THE GUARD DOGS WILL BE PITT-BULLS HELD BY LOGGING CHAINS
AND AIR FORCE ONE WITH SPINNER RIMS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
THE SECRET SERVICE DETAIL THAT ALWAYS WORE BLACK
WILL SOON BE WEARING FUBU, STRAIGHT OFF THE RACK
IF YOU THINK THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A CRAZY RIGHT-WING HACK
DON'T THINK, DON'T TELL, DON'T EVEN HINT AND NEVER ASK BARACK!
THE CENTER
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON WHAT I STAND FOR
AXELROD'S NOT WRITING MY SPEECHES ANYMORE
THE SUPER=DELEGATES AREN'T STAYING WHERE THEY SHOULD
THEY SAY I'M STARTING TO MAKE HILLARY LOOK GOOD
I SHOULD GO BACK TO EUROPE WHERE THEY LIKE ME THE BEST
THEY HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH A FELLOW SOCIALIST
I HAVE MY PEOPLE AND THE EGGHEADS YOU SEE
THE DUKAKIS COALITION WILL ALL VOTE FOR ME
GUILTY WHITE LIBERALS THINK THAT I AM PERFECT
BUT I'LL LOSE SOME OF THEM TO THE BRADLEY EFFECT
I'VE LOST MY SPEECHWRITER AND MY MENTOR,
WHAtT WOULD A GOOD DEMOCRAT DO..... MOVE TO CENTER
MY NEW CENTER SLOT i'LL CALL POPULIST
IMAGINE ALL THE KOOL-AID DRINKERS I'LL ENLIST
WAIT, HOLD ON, THE CENTER IS MCCAIN'S
THE LIBERALS WILL ALL THINK THAT I'VE GONE INSANE
TO EVEN INCH RIGHT WHEN YOU'VE BEEN SO FAR LEFT
WOULD BE DANGEROUS IN A PARTY SO UPSET
STUCK IN NEUTRAL, CAN'T GAIN ANY GROUND
MCCAIN'S BEEN RIGHT ON EVERYTHING, WE SHOULD BE
DRILLING NOW
AFTER ELECTION DAY AND I'VE LOST OVER HERE
I'LL RUN FOR KING OF EUROPE-ON FREE GOVERNMENT BEER!
THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S SESSION. GOT TO THROW SOME SHOES
AND DRINK SOME COORS!
but it seems I didn't. It may have been the Apollo 13......You don't think a
Clinton operative found out about them while snooping the intern and su-
pressed them do you? I will try it agin here. This is my favorite parody, the
reason for doing this. Anyway: I DIDN"T VOTE FOR BILL & two Barack poems.
PAULA JONES, GENNY FLOWERS, '93 THE TWIN TOWERS
ELIAN, ALGORE, USS COLE.
SELLING PARDONS, DIDN'T INHALE, MARK RICH-NO JAIL
MONICA, SOCKS THE CAT, LINDA TRIPP, ARAFAT
VERNON JORDAN, BLACK HAWK DOWN, APARTMENT NEAR GEORGETOWN
JANET RENO, WACO, PAINTED PLANES LIKE NATO
THE LIBERALS SHOWING WONDERMENT
THE FIRST BLACK PRESIDENT
I DIDN'T VOTE FOR BILL
AND YOU MAY THINK THAT'S SILLY OF ME
NO, I DIDN'T VOTE FOR BILL
AND THAT ALSO GOES FOR HILLARY
PRIMARY COLORS, OFFICE DESK, WHAT IS IS, DID NOT HAVE SEX
LINCOLN BEDROOM MISSING SILVER, DOT-COM BUST
SISTAH SOULJA, ROSS PEROT, SAXAPHONE, ARSENIO
SANDY BERGER, DEE DEE MEYERS, STEPHANOPOLUS
HILLARY, KATHLEEN WILLEY, RUBY RIDGE, HILLBILLY
WESLEY CLARK, ALBRIGHT, NEVER TRUSTED BY THE RIGHT
BOSNIA, MCDOUGAL ,RON BROWN'S FUNERAL
BROADDRICK, SLICK WILLIE, CIGARS, CHARLIE TREE
DON'T ASK, DON'T TEEL
I DON'T THINK THAT WENT TOO WELL
I DIN'T VOTE FOR BILL
HE WAS THERE EIGHT YEARS TOO LONG
NO, I DIDN'T VOTE FOR BILL
IF HE'S IN AGAIN WILL WE STILL BE STRONG
BIN LADEN, PERJURY, THE BOMBING OF OUR EMBASSY
TRAVELGATE, RWANDAN SLAUGHTER, CHINESE CASH, WHITEWATER
CATTLE FUTURES, GRAND JURY, A DOWNSIZED MILITARY
PEACE BENFIT, WELFARE REFORM, FLAN'S PARDON IS THE NORM
VINCE FOSTER'S SUICIDE, AFRICAN GENOCIDE
NAFTA, THE BLUE DRESS, A 1000 THINGS HE WON'T CONFESS
KEN STARR BOOK TOUR
I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE
THESE ARE THE CRIMES OF CLINTON
NEVER MENTIONED IN THE STORIES HE'S WRITTEN
MANY MORE COULD BE SUBMITTED
THANK GOD HE'S GONE OR IT WOULD GO ON & ON &ON.........
I WOULD LIKE TO DEDICATE THIS SONG TO RUSH, SEAN, DR. SAVAGE
& LEVIN FOR ALL THE LESSONS LEARNED.
BECK=JR. HIGH (FUSION)
SEAN=HIGH SCHOOL (REPITITION)
RUSH=COLLEGE (MY MAN)
SAVAGE=GRAD SCHOOL (DON'T LISTEN UNTIL YOU CAN HANDLE IT)
THE HALF WHITE HOUSE
THE OVAL OFFICE WILL BE GETTING SOME NEW DRAPES
IN MICHELLE'S FAVORITE COLORS: SALMON AND GRAPE
THE BOWLING ALLEY WHERE HE ALWAYS COMES UP SHORT
IS BEING REMODELED AS A BASKETBALL COURT
HE'LL PUT PUTIN IN A LAKERS UNIFORM
AND A NEW EAST-WEST RIVALRY WILL BE BORN
HE CAN BE JORDAN, AMADINA JAD AS SHAQ
IT WON'T BE CLOSE, HE'S STILL HALF BLACK
AND DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER'S FAMOUS PUTTING GREEN
WILL HOLD THE BIGGEST BOOM-BOX THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN
THE GUARD DOGS WILL BE PITT-BULLS HELD BY LOGGING CHAINS
AND AIR FORCE ONE WITH SPINNER RIMS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
THE SECRET SERVICE DETAIL THAT ALWAYS WORE BLACK
WILL SOON BE WEARING FUBU, STRAIGHT OFF THE RACK
IF YOU THINK THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A CRAZY RIGHT-WING HACK
DON'T THINK, DON'T TELL, DON'T EVEN HINT AND NEVER ASK BARACK!
THE CENTER
I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON WHAT I STAND FOR
AXELROD'S NOT WRITING MY SPEECHES ANYMORE
THE SUPER=DELEGATES AREN'T STAYING WHERE THEY SHOULD
THEY SAY I'M STARTING TO MAKE HILLARY LOOK GOOD
I SHOULD GO BACK TO EUROPE WHERE THEY LIKE ME THE BEST
THEY HAVE NO PROBLEM WITH A FELLOW SOCIALIST
I HAVE MY PEOPLE AND THE EGGHEADS YOU SEE
THE DUKAKIS COALITION WILL ALL VOTE FOR ME
GUILTY WHITE LIBERALS THINK THAT I AM PERFECT
BUT I'LL LOSE SOME OF THEM TO THE BRADLEY EFFECT
I'VE LOST MY SPEECHWRITER AND MY MENTOR,
WHAtT WOULD A GOOD DEMOCRAT DO..... MOVE TO CENTER
MY NEW CENTER SLOT i'LL CALL POPULIST
IMAGINE ALL THE KOOL-AID DRINKERS I'LL ENLIST
WAIT, HOLD ON, THE CENTER IS MCCAIN'S
THE LIBERALS WILL ALL THINK THAT I'VE GONE INSANE
TO EVEN INCH RIGHT WHEN YOU'VE BEEN SO FAR LEFT
WOULD BE DANGEROUS IN A PARTY SO UPSET
STUCK IN NEUTRAL, CAN'T GAIN ANY GROUND
MCCAIN'S BEEN RIGHT ON EVERYTHING, WE SHOULD BE
DRILLING NOW
AFTER ELECTION DAY AND I'VE LOST OVER HERE
I'LL RUN FOR KING OF EUROPE-ON FREE GOVERNMENT BEER!
THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S SESSION. GOT TO THROW SOME SHOES
AND DRINK SOME COORS!