Recollections of drunken fun sexy times VII
Last night I had a meat up for intarnet friendzzzz LOLZERSKATES!!!?!?!+~+~ kekehe
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It was at a hotel room. In Stas fashion, I got fucked up beyond belief. Most of this has been recounted to me via other people. I got very sleazy drunk, nearly getting a threesome, though.
Anygay:
I walk into the room and A current affair is on. The first thing I see is this little 5 year old boy go to his mum "Mummy, i'm going to make you so wet!"
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This chick on MSN said this is what I said to her:
"i think i have a crush on you" and "i only date 7 ft tall models with no personality. you have a great personality. and you're hot" "You're actually only got good boobs" "I never date models, they're shit"
then "i'm not drunk anymore, i swear"
as you tried almost successfully to walk but fell.
then you kept telling me the word "uhuh" was so sexy
"can i kiss you? i'm going to kiss you one day. i just want to kiss you once not in a sexual way, just with my tongue sliding against yours"
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Another chick msned me this info:
the receptionist dude knocked on the door so i went out and he was like could you keep it quiet there was a complaint, then you were behind the closed door and yelled out, i dont have to be quiet i have a penis
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I gave the guy at reception (at 4am) my lift card. "I tried putting it in my phone to see if it would still work, with the magnets and shit. *forget what i was trying to say* Oh yeah, I have a large cock."
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$50 cleaning bill for puke, alcohol etc everywhere (+ condoms with noodles in them).
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etc.
It was at a hotel room. In Stas fashion, I got fucked up beyond belief. Most of this has been recounted to me via other people. I got very sleazy drunk, nearly getting a threesome, though.
Anygay:
I walk into the room and A current affair is on. The first thing I see is this little 5 year old boy go to his mum "Mummy, i'm going to make you so wet!"
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This chick on MSN said this is what I said to her:
"i think i have a crush on you" and "i only date 7 ft tall models with no personality. you have a great personality. and you're hot" "You're actually only got good boobs" "I never date models, they're shit"
then "i'm not drunk anymore, i swear"
as you tried almost successfully to walk but fell.
then you kept telling me the word "uhuh" was so sexy
"can i kiss you? i'm going to kiss you one day. i just want to kiss you once not in a sexual way, just with my tongue sliding against yours"
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Another chick msned me this info:
the receptionist dude knocked on the door so i went out and he was like could you keep it quiet there was a complaint, then you were behind the closed door and yelled out, i dont have to be quiet i have a penis
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I gave the guy at reception (at 4am) my lift card. "I tried putting it in my phone to see if it would still work, with the magnets and shit. *forget what i was trying to say* Oh yeah, I have a large cock."
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$50 cleaning bill for puke, alcohol etc everywhere (+ condoms with noodles in them).
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