Accidental video

[stayb100ponyboy]

[The SFC feed clicks on, showing a small, darkish bedroom and someone wrapped in blankets like a cocoon, completely swaddled and hidden. The feed rolls cheerfully along for a moment or two, until the blankets shift, falling away as the person under them props himself up on one elbow, his back to the camera. Even without seeing his face, it's

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[Video, filtered] because he's not a hateslut either

[stayb100ponyboy]

[Whoops, the feed was on? Everyone saw that?

Guess whose going to be looking to cause some trouble today now?]

Like you could tell me to do anything. I would rather die of thirst than drink from a glass that you offered me. The pollution from your filthy little hands would probably kill me anyway, so I'd choose my own death by dehydration, thank you.

[Video, filtered]

[stayb100ponyboy]

Not really. They were pathetic, sawed-off, puny little hit points. Hardly worth my time, really.

Except for the fact that when I had them, you didn't, so that certainly made it worthwhile.

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[faygot]

[Oh, yeah. The curse is over, huh? Man, Equius looks so down. It's like a stab to the chest.

Clearly Something Need To Be Done. (capitals and everything)]

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[faygot]

Hey, bro. You be all lookin' like you up and need some motherfuckin' bandaids for that. I'll bring some, yeah?

[Cause he is so coming over. Is that even a question?]

Video; filtered for angst

[stayb100ponyboy]

You... you saw that?

[Great. Just great. That means everyone on the network probably saw it.]

If you want to, that would be appreciated.

Video; filtered; Real men angst in public

[faygot]

I guess I did, yeah. So, all be tellin' a brother where he needs to get his fuckin' nook to, aight?

video;

[omnomr3dch4lk]

[ Terezi's just watching.

Er, smelling.

Oh, your blood tastes like blueberries. Don't mind Terezi, she's just going to be sitting here licking her SFC until you interrupt her. ]

video;

[stayb100ponyboy]

[For some reason, the sight of Terezi's tongue taking up the whole screen actually makes him feel a little better.]

Just what I wanted to see, first thing this morning. What do I taste like?

[And you say sweat, he's hanging up this call immediately.]

[Video]

[witch_of_life]

Equius, Equiuuuusss.

You should really get some steel cups! You can by them from the store you know, along with plates and other dishware, heehee. They're made to be pretty and easy to clean but the material would be waaay baitter then glass! For you anyway.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

That's a good idea, Feferi. I'll take it under advisement.

[He's already tried steel, and it doesn't work much better; it just crumples instead of shattering. If only there were some miracle material that would bend under pressure and then spring back to its original shape... something from the human world, perhaps...]

[Video]

[witch_of_life]

[She knows what that is too, but, noooo idea on what it's called, unless you come shopping with her Equiiuuusss?]

I'm shore there's something that'll work, heehee, I get bored sometimes and just look around at all the stuff! I never had any of these crazy appliances or anything back home sooo, it's all pretty prawnsome to see now!

So what's up? You look a little green around the gills?

[Video] adding a filter because Feferi always wants to talk about (shudder) FEELINGS

[stayb100ponyboy]

Maybe I should go shopping... my new hive could use a few things anyway.

And I'm fine, you don't need to worry about me?

[Why yes, that is a question and not a statement. He wouldn't be so bold to presume she's worried about him, but that's... kind of the impression he's getting? Man, this reading emotional cues stuff is hard!]

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[yerawizarderri]

Oh! How fuckin' sad! What's the matter? Can't get yourself some water? You're so pathetic, Eq, I swear. I don't see why you ewen put this on the network really, unless you think someone is goin' to pity your disgustin', gargantuan, ower muscled stupid ass. Chances aren't likely, idiot.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

[It's awhile before he responds, and when he does, Equius is already looking happier. Or at least, he's smirking. That counts as happy, right?]

That was an accidental broadcast, you jibbering buffoon. However, since you asked... why yes, I've already had several visitors and callers this morning, including your moirail AND your princess. So apparently, there are trolls out there concerned about my welfare.

Can you say the same for yourself?

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[yerawizarderri]

[See that unamused pout? yep, it's for you. Before he starts, he crosses his arms in a huff.]

Maybe you should learn to better handle your fuckin' SFC so we don't hawe to wiew such pitiful fuckin' broadcasts. I don't care WHO came and spoke to you about your absolute fuckin' patheticness! Fef can talk to whatewer filth she wants and you're Kar kismesis, I'm not surprised he spoke to you, so bringin' him up is a moot fuckin' point, stupid ass.

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[stayb100ponyboy]

[More smirking.]

You didn't answer my question.