Hello
So I have worked 37.75 hours this past week with Security! It was a lot, but was very fun and I loved every minute of work this week, except for the boring nights, but it was still fun:)
Alex is sick...I'm a little paranoid
I got to talk to my best friend Amanda last night for a little bit! She's wonderful:) Love her:)
So I was busy this week and decided to watch a little bit of Tennis with Alex. Well, one night it was Serena Williams playing against some other lady. So, as Serena was playing I decided to write her a little letter:) It goes as follows
Dear Miss. Williams
My name is Mike Stauffer. I am watching you right now. Maria Sucks. It’s ok because I have your back…even though it is sweaty. My condolences to your fans. If I was rich like you I would play doubles against maria. She wouldn’t stand a chance. She’s not cool either. I liked that one play. You were right (not left) and the ball was out. But you won the second set anyways. It doesn’t matter. She faults like the San Andreas. She plays with big earrings. She also makes the sound of the yellow power ranger. She looks like the yellow power ranger too….but she’s not black. Maybe I should summon my lego dinosaur to help you win the match…because I am the blue ranger. I am superman too. Maybe you should go take another bathroom break. I drink water too. It’s fun. Did you know that Camels with two humps poop two humps? I read that in the “Everybody Poops” book. I was thinking that would have been too personal, but camels aren’t people, so I can’t be too personal if they aren’t people.
Yeah some parts are weird...like the last few sentences and the second sentence stating "I am watching you now" Yes it does sound a little stalkish, but I was tired at the time:) Some of you may understand everything (such as the bathroom thing...which actually did happen. They said it changed how the game was going)
Anyways...I hope you enjoyed it:)
Oh...is it me or is Natalie Portman really attractive?
I watched a movie with her in it today. The movie was stupid, but it was worth it.
I need you advice. I found this awesome place where I can get a police car customly made. It looks like it would be expensive, especially if I get lights that actually flash. So...I am looking at $100 for a 1/24 size police car. I am saving up my change and think it would be awesome to get something like that.
I'm done
~mike
Alex is sick...I'm a little paranoid
I got to talk to my best friend Amanda last night for a little bit! She's wonderful:) Love her:)
So I was busy this week and decided to watch a little bit of Tennis with Alex. Well, one night it was Serena Williams playing against some other lady. So, as Serena was playing I decided to write her a little letter:) It goes as follows
Dear Miss. Williams
My name is Mike Stauffer. I am watching you right now. Maria Sucks. It’s ok because I have your back…even though it is sweaty. My condolences to your fans. If I was rich like you I would play doubles against maria. She wouldn’t stand a chance. She’s not cool either. I liked that one play. You were right (not left) and the ball was out. But you won the second set anyways. It doesn’t matter. She faults like the San Andreas. She plays with big earrings. She also makes the sound of the yellow power ranger. She looks like the yellow power ranger too….but she’s not black. Maybe I should summon my lego dinosaur to help you win the match…because I am the blue ranger. I am superman too. Maybe you should go take another bathroom break. I drink water too. It’s fun. Did you know that Camels with two humps poop two humps? I read that in the “Everybody Poops” book. I was thinking that would have been too personal, but camels aren’t people, so I can’t be too personal if they aren’t people.
Yeah some parts are weird...like the last few sentences and the second sentence stating "I am watching you now" Yes it does sound a little stalkish, but I was tired at the time:) Some of you may understand everything (such as the bathroom thing...which actually did happen. They said it changed how the game was going)
Anyways...I hope you enjoyed it:)
Oh...is it me or is Natalie Portman really attractive?
I watched a movie with her in it today. The movie was stupid, but it was worth it.
I need you advice. I found this awesome place where I can get a police car customly made. It looks like it would be expensive, especially if I get lights that actually flash. So...I am looking at $100 for a 1/24 size police car. I am saving up my change and think it would be awesome to get something like that.
I'm done
~mike